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Bi-Plane Takes Out A Cow
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Posted on 12/30/2008 5:20:15 PM PST by Jeff Chandler

Wait for it.


TOPICS: Agriculture; Hobbies; Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: airplane; cow; cowabunga; freepun; holycow; moooveon
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To: VRWC For Truth
Those Jersey Barriers ...

Ouch! (Rimshot.)

21 posted on 12/30/2008 6:12:53 PM PST by buccaneer81 (Bob Taft has soiled the family name for the next century.)
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To: sit-rep
"I think the cow would have takin the plane if contact was indeed met..."

Absolutely! My plane was taken down by a feral dog smaller than a German Shepherd. We were in a twin-engine Otter about to lift off of a dirt airstrip in Central America when the animal dashed out in front of us. He hit our landing gear (nose) and we dropped like a rock.
22 posted on 12/30/2008 6:15:15 PM PST by PowderMonkey (Will Work for Ammo)
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To: Jeff Chandler

The udder end


23 posted on 12/30/2008 6:18:03 PM PST by One_who_hopes_to_know
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To: PowderMonkey

If you watch the plane’s left aileron you can see it “bounce” up as it grazes over the top of the cow.

It does look real, and there is very likely damage in the under wing area that we can not see due to the camera placement.

A better look can be had at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPbX8sRfIak and then select “high quality”.

(You may want to turn the sound down first)


24 posted on 12/30/2008 6:30:15 PM PST by Nik Naym (Everyone has a right to my opinion.)
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To: Nik Naym

I also forgot to add, you can also see the passenger’s head slam forward at the moment the plane contacts the cow.


25 posted on 12/30/2008 6:32:39 PM PST by Nik Naym (Everyone has a right to my opinion.)
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To: PowderMonkey

I will post the story of my dad’s cow strike, on roll out with a C-310, after the comments below.

You will notice the plane doesn’t land straight. Maybe the pilot intentionally curved to the left on rollout, maybe not. You probably noticed the heavy application of rt rudder after impact and during the landing. The cow may have made a last second effort to escape, and may have only had 2 feet on the ground at the moment of impact.

Upon review, I noticed the pilot was looking to the right most of the time, and he was obviously showing off to his passenger without checking the pasture out in advance of making a low pass.

I worked on a wing replacement job back in the summer of 88. An Air Tractor agplane had struck, and broke the top 3 feet off of a powerline brace pole. The pilot was nearly empty of spray, yet he dumped the remainder, and flew under full power, nealy full lt aileron the 12 miles back to the airstrip. It was a hand full after landing as the rt main gear was bent. He went in the office and told his boss: “You better go look at your plane, meanwhile I’m lying down on the couch for a while”.


26 posted on 12/30/2008 6:58:55 PM PST by Zuriel (Acts 2:38,39....nearly 2,000 years and still working today!)
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To: Jeff Chandler; The Spirit Of Allegiance; martin_fierro; AdmSmith; Berosus; Convert from ECUSA; ...

Steaks on a Plane!


27 posted on 12/30/2008 7:10:15 PM PST by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_______Profile finally updated Saturday, December 6, 2008 !!!)
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To: Zuriel

Further review:
I see the full rt rudder was only for a momment after impact and touch down. The hip bone structure is clear on what appears to be a holstein dairy cow, indicating her direction of travel, right as she appears from under the wing. She would appear to have been running in the same direction of travel as the plane. The impact/push was enough to send her tumbling.


28 posted on 12/30/2008 7:14:12 PM PST by Zuriel (Acts 2:38,39....nearly 2,000 years and still working today!)
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To: al baby; All
Its a fake


No... it is real.

Here is the UK Accident report....

http://www.aaib.dft.gov.uk/cms_resources/DH82A%20Tiger%20Moth,%20G-AHVV%2012-08.pdf

29 posted on 12/30/2008 7:16:15 PM PST by az_gila (AZ - need less democrats)
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To: JoeProBono

*LOL*


30 posted on 12/30/2008 7:26:21 PM PST by Canedawg
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To: JoeProBono

Thanks. I don’t think I could take anything more graphic than that. ;^)


31 posted on 12/30/2008 8:12:35 PM PST by TigersEye (I threw my shoe at Mohammed and hit Allah in the butt.)
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To: Jeff Chandler

Cessna 310 cow strike, Oct. 1975:

My family farmed corn/soybeans/hay/...and Angus cattle. My dad was also a small time corporate/charter pilot. Besides hangering the aicraft at an airport 12 miles away, we had a grass strip on the farm that was in the middle of a corn field. Sometimes Dad would land at the farm in darkness, lining up with some of the neighbors barnyard lights.

After harvesting the corn in that field, we would let the cows in for a couple of weeks to glean what the combine missed. So, one night, with a few low passes to one side of the rwy, each pass being closer laterally, stirring up the cows that had camped on the grass for the night. They got up and moved the opposite way; all except for a straggler that had been way off beyond where the passes started (black Angus blend in well with the darkness).

I was home, hopped on the motorcycle, and went to see if there were any stragglers, but couldn’t get there in time. Dad landed, and on rollout, there she came running right to left in front of him. The rt prop struck her and she tumbled under the plane, in between the nose and rt main gear. The prop was bent some, and the spinner dented; could’ve been a lot worse.

Dad taxied it on one engine to the area we kept fenced off with temporary electric fence, and promptly jumped in the pickup to go check the cow. She was up walking with a limp, a cut tendon on a back leg, and no tail at all. Dad was really mad at himself; his cows were more than a way of income. To him, they were almost pets. She became hamburger.

A few months later, the boss bought a newer 310 w/weather radar. The radome was black, and the local airport linecrew teased dad, saying: “look! Ben’s got a plane with a cow bumper on it!”


32 posted on 12/30/2008 8:30:20 PM PST by Zuriel (Acts 2:38,39....nearly 2,000 years and still working today!)
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To: SunkenCiv; Rennes Templar; LexBaird; lowbridge; trooprally; Larry Lucido; Charles Henrickson; ...
Steaks on a Plane!

Abhor the cud-gels with a herd mentality and an unholstein skepticism -- it looks real -- and that the cow was only grazed.

Hey diddle-diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow didn't jump over the Mooney.




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33 posted on 12/31/2008 4:31:20 AM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance; Fiddlstix; PhilDragoo; Liz; onyx; potlatch; devolve; MEG33; ...

** Bi-Plane Takes Out A Cow **

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Oh, my goodness!

It sure does!

Check this out. At 0:41, out goes the cow!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkOug1c9YCQ&feature=related

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Let me get THIS in now:

HAPPY NEW YEARS, everybody!!!


34 posted on 12/31/2008 4:56:24 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (Obama, WHO is Bill Ayers and WHY are you still friends with him? Please RSVP asap!)
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To: Darksheare

::jealous SUVs plot so not to be outdone::


35 posted on 12/31/2008 5:00:54 AM PST by Calpernia (Hunters Rangers - Raising the Bar of Integrity http://www.barofintegrity.us)
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To: Jeff Chandler
Looks faked to me . . . especially the background.

The clincher for me: pilot takes the back seat, passenger rides up front in a taildragger. These two jokers are the other way around.

36 posted on 12/31/2008 5:02:07 AM PST by AnAmericanMother (Ministrix of ye Chasse (TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary - recess appointment))
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To: AnAmericanMother

Plus they never put their goggles down. Even my big old fashioned aviator glasses never did it for me, back in the days when I flew Cubs and Pietenpohls.


37 posted on 12/31/2008 5:09:46 AM PST by AnAmericanMother (Ministrix of ye Chasse (TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary - recess appointment))
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To: Calpernia

Well, there was that flying SUV awhile back.


38 posted on 12/31/2008 5:29:39 AM PST by Darksheare (Hi, I'm D-sheare, and I am proud to inform you of your Impending Typos!)
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To: Jeff Chandler

A pilot buddy tipped me off on this video a couple of weeks ago. Too much!


39 posted on 12/31/2008 5:49:20 AM PST by Jackknife (Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth, and boils his water with his rage)
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To: SunkenCiv

Isn’t this an extreme way to fight bovine flatulence and the effect it may have on the environment?


40 posted on 12/31/2008 6:08:25 AM PST by Berosus (No more Kennedys, no more Clintons, no more Bushes, no more political dynasties. Deal?)
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