The clincher for me: pilot takes the back seat, passenger rides up front in a taildragger. These two jokers are the other way around.
Plus they never put their goggles down. Even my big old fashioned aviator glasses never did it for me, back in the days when I flew Cubs and Pietenpohls.
According to the accident report, they were both pilots, there was no passenger.
The accident report also indicates that the cow was uninjured, and the plane sustained substantial damage, so really it should be “cow takes out plane”, not “plane takes out cow”.