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OK, a little condescending of us from the South....but very funny!
1 posted on 11/20/2008 7:46:23 AM PST by Gopher Broke
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35. We don't keep firearms in this house.

when obama's brownshirts come a'knockin.. you just might hear this one.
2 posted on 11/20/2008 7:48:31 AM PST by absolootezer0 ( Detroit: we're so bad, even our mayor is a criminal)
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Right on. However, I have been known to partake of a Heineken.


3 posted on 11/20/2008 7:49:48 AM PST by captnorb
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So, what's your point?


; )

4 posted on 11/20/2008 7:49:48 AM PST by SmithL (Drill Dammit!)
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I wish this were true, but unfortunately, these days there are plenty of Southern liberals.

I can almost tolerate Yankee liberals; they don’t know no better. But Southern liberals have no excuse!


5 posted on 11/20/2008 7:50:06 AM PST by ottbmare
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LOL


6 posted on 11/20/2008 7:51:02 AM PST by ChetNavVet (Build It, and they won't come!)
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9 is definitely rediculous. (But taken in the manner in which it was intended) ;-)


7 posted on 11/20/2008 7:51:14 AM PST by Still Thinking (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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You forgot “Here, DON’T Hold my beer and DON’T watch this.”


8 posted on 11/20/2008 7:51:30 AM PST by bamahead (Few men desire liberty; most men wish only for a just master. -- Sallust)
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LOL, funny stuff.

Cue the FReepers from the South to post about staying red this election in 3...2...1...

;-)


9 posted on 11/20/2008 7:52:07 AM PST by Canedawg (The media is a ass, a idiot.," said Mr. Bumble.)
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11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.

They're out of production.

15. I've got it all on the C drive.

?????....

10 posted on 11/20/2008 7:52:24 AM PST by Red Badger (Never has a man risen so far, so fast and is expected to do so much, for so many, with so little...)
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I cannot believe you missed this one...


12 posted on 11/20/2008 7:53:30 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (You cannot help the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer. - Abraham Lincoln)
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Rednecks last words...”hey ya’ll watch this!”


13 posted on 11/20/2008 7:55:45 AM PST by albie
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38. Duct tape won't fix that.

LOL!!!! God's gift for big mouths.

14 posted on 11/20/2008 7:57:02 AM PST by mlocher (USA is a sovereign nation)
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Hey, I resemble those remarks!!

Here’s one for Louisiana;

“Oh, no, these boiled crawfish are WAY too spicy!!”


15 posted on 11/20/2008 7:57:19 AM PST by trillabodilla (The dog caught the car. Now, what is he gonna do with it?)
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Most serious injuries in the South start with this phrase:

“Hey y’all! Watch this!”

At least we have a sense of humor. Southerners fly their Rebel Flags, but let the USA be threatened and they are first in line to fight for her.


16 posted on 11/20/2008 7:58:02 AM PST by Islander7 (This Atlas is shrugging! ~ I am Joe!)
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It is impossible to cook green beans too long...although they can be tasty at stages along the way....


17 posted on 11/20/2008 7:58:02 AM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Election 2010 begins today!)
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Let’s see, I’m guilty of 36,32,31,30,26,22,19,18,16,15,14,13,10,09,07,04,03, & 01

Guess I’m not a southerner enough.


20 posted on 11/20/2008 8:00:43 AM PST by mnehring
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You know, I don’t think our state really does have the country’s BEST BBQ.


21 posted on 11/20/2008 8:01:44 AM PST by IrishPennant ("I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and sweat.")
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And old too.


26 posted on 11/20/2008 8:03:41 AM PST by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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A little condescending? What does a person have to do to tell you they hate Southerners?
30 posted on 11/20/2008 8:07:53 AM PST by Vision ("Test everything. Hold on to the Good." 1 Thessalonians 5:21)
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“On second thought, maybe I don’t need a bigger boat...”


31 posted on 11/20/2008 8:10:00 AM PST by gridlock (Bill Clinton will be offered the job as Obama's Secretary of State.)
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