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To the moon, troll, to the moon!
Posted on 11/19/2008 1:26:03 PM PST by CHR
Edited on 11/30/2008 5:15:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator.
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During the cold war, JFK claimed to have gone to the moon. He got congress to spend billions on his moon landing and pretended america landed there, convincing congress to give him billions, the fakeness of the landing is well documented.
It seems to me that this liberal moneybags, that he took these billions for personal use, or maybe gave them to the USSR (we all know he was soft on communism)
Perhaps his death was similarly staged in order to keep his billions or keep congress of his case.
I wonder if under an obama administration we will see more moon landings.
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To: fanfan
Ohno, Sis!
I’m so sorry for you!
Perhaps the coming “global warming” will freeze the cockles of the hearts of the Parliament. If nothing else, it will prevent them from voting for liberal...*kof-kof* wait...*hack*...sorry...*ptooie*
(Waiting for EMT’s to arrive...)
681
posted on
12/05/2008 5:25:28 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.)
To: Monkey Face; fhayek
Hah! “The moon belongs to everyone ...”
I’m claiming my share.
682
posted on
12/05/2008 5:33:45 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(When in the course of human events, if you can't swim, at least dog-paddle.)
To: NicknamedBob
683
posted on
12/05/2008 5:34:52 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: fhayek; CHR
“This is SPARTA!”
(Sorry, couldn’t resist. Resistance check was 9, and I rolled a 4.)
684
posted on
12/05/2008 5:40:55 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Admin Moderator: Something like a GRUE... on performance enhancing substances.)
To: NicknamedBob
That’s only a SONG, Bob!
The moon is mine when it’s full...the Observatory tells me so, and the Library concurs.
However, if you request a “share,” meet me at Midnight, in the Library, with a full magnum of Moselle...we can discuss things...
685
posted on
12/05/2008 5:49:28 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.)
To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob
However, if you request a “share,” meet me at Midnight, in the Library, with a full magnum of Moselle...we can discuss things... Please check the lead pipes at the door, if you will... *\>;-)
686
posted on
12/05/2008 5:51:51 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(Iran Azadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY)|http://trad-anglican.faithweb.com/|RCongressIn2Years)
To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; fhayek; Tax-chick
I want Tycho crater.
From there I shall base my hideous mishapen mutants who will, with their phosphorescant backsides, moon and blind all the people of Earth!
*Cue “Pinky and the Brain” theme song*
687
posted on
12/05/2008 5:55:07 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Admin Moderator: Something like a GRUE... on performance enhancing substances.)
To: sionnsar; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Darksheare
Well, this is going to be interesting! I think I’ll just keep my cubicle on the Castle and let y’all divvy up the Moon.
688
posted on
12/05/2008 5:59:06 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick
689
posted on
12/05/2008 6:00:48 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; fhayek; sionnsar; Darksheare
"Which part?" Oh, just some small, insignificant crater at the Lunar North Pole, or the South.
Full of ice.
690
posted on
12/05/2008 6:05:09 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(When in the course of human events, if you can't swim, at least dog-paddle.)
To: NicknamedBob
Full of ice.Oh, of course. If you're going to be Overlord, you have to control the water supply.
691
posted on
12/05/2008 6:06:26 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: sionnsar; Darksheare; NicknamedBob
...Please check the lead pipes at the door, if you will... *\>;-)...Lead pipes???
*sheesh*
Darks? Can you take care of my light work? Maybe some 'splody things would help?
692
posted on
12/05/2008 6:11:57 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.)
To: sionnsar
Can I bring my candlestick?
693
posted on
12/05/2008 6:15:25 PM PST
by
ThomasThomas
(Those who live by the sword get shot.)
To: Monkey Face
Well, not likely with the two of you, but we are hewing to the “no-tolerance” policies sweeping the nation. No pictures or drawings of lead pipe allowed either...
694
posted on
12/05/2008 6:17:22 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(Iran Azadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY)|http://trad-anglican.faithweb.com/|RCongressIn2Years)
To: ThomasThomas
695
posted on
12/05/2008 6:17:56 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(Iran Azadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY)|http://trad-anglican.faithweb.com/|RCongressIn2Years)
To: sionnsar; ThomasThomas
Any pipe I would bring would only contain lead on a temporary basis.
(Just kidding. I usually try to talk my way out of trouble. Surprised?)
696
posted on
12/05/2008 6:22:56 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(When in the course of human events, if you can't swim, at least dog-paddle.)
To: ThomasThomas
Pewter candlestick?
A sisal rope?
In the Library?
Perhaps the Kitchen?
697
posted on
12/05/2008 6:23:12 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.)
To: NicknamedBob
Have you been reading John D MacDonald, again?
698
posted on
12/05/2008 6:23:55 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.)
To: Monkey Face; sionnsar; NicknamedBob; ThomasThomas
Good night, all! 30 degrees and bedtime, Eastern Standards. The catz are demanding to huddle!
699
posted on
12/05/2008 6:25:03 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Monkey Face
"Have you been reading John D MacDonald, again?" It may be thirty years since I read him. I'm way overdue.
How complete is your collection?
700
posted on
12/05/2008 6:27:21 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(When in the course of human events, if you can't swim, at least dog-paddle.)
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