To the moon, troll, to the moon!

[CHR]

During the cold war, JFK claimed to have gone to the moon. He got congress to spend billions on his moon landing and pretended america landed there, convincing congress to give him billions, the fakeness of the landing is well documented.

It seems to me that this liberal moneybags, that he took these billions for personal use, or maybe gave them to the USSR (we all know he was soft on communism)

Perhaps his death was similarly staged in order to keep his billions or keep congress of his case.

I wonder if under an obama administration we will see more moon landings.

[Tax-chick]

Bill and Tom have been skiing with the Boy Scouts, and Anoreth’s gone snowboarding with the Girl Scouts, but none of them liked it much.

[NicknamedBob]

Lady Jag got away with a picture when she visited me one day ...

I won't say anything more about how the rest of the party went.

[Tax-chick]

Good picture, but I don’t remember your being quite that color.

[NicknamedBob]

"Somewhere a clock is missing its cuckoo."

You can always stay here with us. We enjoy a cut-up.

[NicknamedBob]

That’s not me in the picture. My hair isn’t that long.

[Tax-chick]

Oh, you’re not the muscular bronze gent? Cebu ...

I must flee, the byos are rioting again, and some seem to have weapons. I really need to get things under control around here.

[Dead Corpse]

So far, so good. Then again, I just got here. ;-)

[Tax-chick]

Well, it’s *possible* that things won’t go downhill from there. On the other hand, it’s Monday.

[Dead Corpse]

On the third hand, the Vikings trounced the Bears last night. It could be a good day after all...

[NicknamedBob]

"Oh, you’re not the muscular bronze gent?"

No, that's just someone I looked up one day. I invited him to visit my lunar rock garden.

It's a good place to contemplate. He seemed troubled.

[Tax-chick]

Maybe he’ll feel better if he contemplates the decorative young lady.

[Tax-chick]

Well, congratulations!

[Dead Corpse]

Fly Swatter

Just to pass the time...

[Darksheare]

Obama Moon landings?
Is that some euphemism for gay coke parties?
(+5 damage to troll)

Or is that some fantasy you have about landing on your backside in front of your sainted wun?
(+5 damage to troll)

Hey, where’s that “+5 damage” counter coming from?
(+10 damage to troll due to sneaky goings on.)

Oh drats.
(+5 damage to troll)

I’ll just throw a turtle at you then.
(+999 damage to troll, fatality)

[Monkey Face]

*HUG*
Have some hot cider and snuggle up with something warm.
*HUG*

[Monkey Face]

HEY! We’re over here! Happy December!

[Monkey Face]

Somewhere a clock is missing its cuckoo.

That would be at my house. It's very quiet around here. It's driving me NUTS!!

Welcome to the Undead Thread! The troll is now a "non-issue." (I hate buzz words.)

[Allegra]

Good morning! I'm on R&R in the good ol' USA until the middle of the month. Going to see Monday Night Football tonight!

How are you doing?

[Monkey Face]

It sez I’m “sucky” but when we were in Germany, I was the Champion Fly Killer of Hans Gebhart Strasse!

[fanfan]

Um, Bob, you posted a picture of Lady Jag sitting seductively on your bed while you offer her the world?

Does Nicknamed Sue know about this?