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To the moon, troll, to the moon!
Posted on 11/19/2008 1:26:03 PM PST by CHR
Edited on 11/30/2008 5:15:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator.
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During the cold war, JFK claimed to have gone to the moon. He got congress to spend billions on his moon landing and pretended america landed there, convincing congress to give him billions, the fakeness of the landing is well documented.
It seems to me that this liberal moneybags, that he took these billions for personal use, or maybe gave them to the USSR (we all know he was soft on communism)
Perhaps his death was similarly staged in order to keep his billions or keep congress of his case.
I wonder if under an obama administration we will see more moon landings.
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To: Darksheare
Need something
a bit more elegant for the weather Gods up here.
NY gets snow. But at least it's WARM enough to snow in the first place. You know it's cold when the air is so cold that it can't carry enough moisture to snow...
1,081
posted on
12/12/2008 5:22:06 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(What would a free man do?)
To: NicknamedBob
I was watching CNN for a while. No amount of adjusting the Contrast could change the Left leaning view.
1,082
posted on
12/12/2008 5:22:55 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(What would a free man do?)
To: Dead Corpse
Sunshine and 40’s here. After the flooding yesterday, it’s a good thing the temp is above freezing.
Bill’s last day of (classroom) driver ed, if he passes.
1,083
posted on
12/12/2008 5:24:36 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(If I can't go to Heaven right now, can I just go to Missouri?)
To: NicknamedBob
The byos are playing “Stargate.” Vlad just turned up whining that Pat wouldn’t let him get on the ship; then Pat explained, “Humans can’t breathe my atmosphere.”
1,084
posted on
12/12/2008 5:33:02 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(If I can't go to Heaven right now, can I just go to Missouri?)
To: Tax-chick; Dead Corpse; sionnsar; ThomasThomas
... then Pat explained, Humans cant breathe my atmosphere. No doubt about it. It's time to change that kid's diet.
As someone who has, at the moment, navigable roads, I have a responsibility to the rest of you. Bye!
1,085
posted on
12/12/2008 5:45:09 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(The US sent a million soldiers to Europe to defeat tyrranny. Islam sent fifty million to achieve it.)
To: NicknamedBob
Enjoy! I have to go find Tom.
1,086
posted on
12/12/2008 5:48:39 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(If I can't go to Heaven right now, can I just go to Missouri?)
To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick
How tell really tell you've been feeding your kid an odd diet.
1,087
posted on
12/12/2008 6:29:39 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(What would a free man do?)
To: Dead Corpse
1,088
posted on
12/12/2008 6:38:39 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(If I can't go to Heaven right now, can I just go to Missouri?)
To: Tax-chick
I hate it when they kill your graphic link on you...
http://data.tumblr.com/lGSP92Hqigzzmn77B1Qe6A3Mo1_400.jpg
I mean... seriously.
1,089
posted on
12/12/2008 6:41:55 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(What would a free man do?)
To: Dead Corpse
No, I saw it. I was just at a loss for words.
1,090
posted on
12/12/2008 6:43:02 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(If I can't go to Heaven right now, can I just go to Missouri?)
To: Dead Corpse
1,091
posted on
12/12/2008 6:49:39 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(If I can't go to Heaven right now, can I just go to Missouri?)
To: Tax-chick
That’ll make you wince. I’ll be sure to warn Pete about these types of dangers. Er... once he’s old enough to worry about it. ;-)
1,092
posted on
12/12/2008 6:52:23 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(What would a free man do?)
To: Dead Corpse
We use cheap plastic toilet seats. Easy to replace if they’re scribbled with permanent marker (for example). Never occurred to me that the byos would drop them on their parts, though.
1,093
posted on
12/12/2008 6:55:50 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(If I can't go to Heaven right now, can I just go to Missouri?)
To: Tax-chick
Trying to handle Mr. Winky, a toilet seat, flush, and keep your pants up? It’s not unheard of.
1,094
posted on
12/12/2008 7:06:17 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(What would a free man do?)
To: Dead Corpse
I have observed that males often hold the seat partway up with one hand while directing (or not) with the other. This is why a certain son is responsible for all toilet cleaning in our house. The seat stays up on its own if you lift until it’s vertical.
1,095
posted on
12/12/2008 7:08:56 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(If I can't go to Heaven right now, can I just go to Missouri?)
To: Tax-chick
Some don't. If you have a cushioned top, it won't reach that "tipping point". I normally try to stand sideways and prop it open with a knee in such cases.
Being a Marksmen is something that applies to more than one area of a man's life. Whether it's career goals, love life, sport shooting, or hitting the urinal/toilet correctly...
1,096
posted on
12/12/2008 7:56:15 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(What would a free man do?)
To: Dead Corpse
A person spending enough time on the can to need a cushioned top really needs cod-liver oil.
1,097
posted on
12/12/2008 8:06:33 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(If I can't go to Heaven right now, can I just go to Missouri?)
To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob
Anoreth and I cut all Wednesday’s front claws and three of her back ones, before she got away. Maybe tomorrow we can get the last five.
1,098
posted on
12/12/2008 8:24:45 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(If I can't go to Heaven right now, can I just go to Missouri?)
To: Dead Corpse
Yikes, that is bad.
We had an ice event, and the local road crews got caught flat footed by it.
Just like last year.
They will get caught flat footed several more times before catching on.
Yes, that sword may do the trick.
I was thinking, though, that the Zwiehander was better suited for your stature.
1,099
posted on
12/12/2008 9:31:07 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn!)
To: Darksheare
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