Today's

[StarTravellerOfThe7Seals]

Hi.

Did you know that the Monarchy is today's Royal Family and the Royal Art and Residence?

Not that I'm bothered it doesn't mean anything to me.

[IYellAtMyTV]

Wow, first IBTZ in a long time!

[DocRock]

Here ya go StarTravellerOfThe7Seals... fire it up and post some more! The kitties are waiting...

[Grizzled Bear]

Contrary to popular belief, there is nothing “fun” about a barrel of monkeys. In fact, a barrel of monkeys is absolutely terrifying!

[abigailsmybaby]

[abigailsmybaby]

I see by your info page that you are suffering horribly from mental illness...iow liberalism. You need to see a psychiatrist immediately. Is this you?

[Billthedrill]

You didn't bring it up but I can read between the lines - why does your belly button collect lint where your anus doesn't? I mean, mine doesn't. I check it with a dentist's mirror before I put on my shorts in the morning. Let me tell you why. It isn't lint. It only looks like lint. It's an extraterrestrial observation device they put in your belly button while you're sleeping, knowing full well it's shower-proof. That alone makes it pretty dang suspicious, don't you think? I mean, you take a shower and all those little leftover strands of toilet paper ball up and go down your drain but not belly button lint. It's permanent. It's aware.

I think it's probably because your belly button sees more things than your anus. It stands to reason - take your shirt off and they only say "good God, somebody harpoon that poor thing before it beaches itself" but if you take your shorts off they arrest you. So if you're an alien trying to observe the earth, where are you going to put the lint? Stands to reason. Unless it's San Francisco. You're not from San Francisco, are you? Want to borrow my dental mirror?

[abigailsmybaby]

rotflmao!!!!

My dogs are looking at me funny.

[metmom]

I’ll bet there’s lots of druggies that would love to get hold of whatever it was he took.

[LadyPilgrim]

I saw this and thought about your sign dear one. ;-)))
See post 85.

I do hope you fared well during all the stormy weather.

God bless you and yours!

[Viking2002]

Mmmmm. Troll meat. Prepare for a 'shocking' experience, Starman.

IBTZ.

[metmom]

ping-a-ling

[Sarajevo]

[WaldenPond]

Seven of Nine, is that you?

[Mr. Silverback]

Today I got rid of some disposable receptacles for a LitterMaid automated litterbox on FreeCycle.

[dragonblustar]

[Islander7]

"....I saw this and thought about your sign dear one. ;-))) See post 85.

I do hope you fared well during all the stormy weather...."

I did well, thank you.

Just down the street

[Mr. Silverback]

[Islander7]

Here Lucky! Here boy....where are you?

[Mr. Silverback]

Restricting voting rights to people with a modicum of intelligence isn’t fascism, it’s common sense. The Founders restricted the right to land owners.