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Posted on 08/21/2008 10:54:36 AM PDT by submarinerswife

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To: A CA Guy

Awwwww....

I hope the pain eases, soon. *HUGS* to all of you!


1,281 posted on 09/19/2008 8:51:01 AM PDT by Monkey Face (No one listens until you make a mistake.)
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To: Monkey Face
Little ma-ma is taking her first shower since the baby and is saying how much she needed it to feel good.

Maybe we go home Sunday.

She just said that was a GOOD shower.

Good baby, all is well.

1,282 posted on 09/19/2008 11:12:48 AM PDT by A CA Guy ( God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

Showers do wonders for new Mamas.
Do you get to spend much time with them?


1,283 posted on 09/19/2008 11:37:42 AM PDT by Monkey Face (No one listens until you make a mistake.)
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To: Monkey Face

24-7 (minus taking a walk to get a bite)

We should be going home by Sunday.


1,284 posted on 09/19/2008 11:55:40 AM PDT by A CA Guy ( God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

That’s good! I’m sure you’ll be a good daddy. You’ve certainly gotten a good start on it!


1,285 posted on 09/19/2008 12:04:15 PM PDT by Monkey Face (No one listens until you make a mistake.)
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To: Monkey Face

Yo Ho Ho

Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
The mate was fixed by the bosun’s pike
The bosun brained with a marlinspike
And cookey’s throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o’day in a boozing ken
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Fifteen men of the whole ship’s list
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
The skipper lay with his nob in gore
Where the scullion’s axe his cheek had shore
And the scullion he was stabbed times four
And there they lay, and the soggy skies
Dripped down in up-staring eyes
In murk sunset and foul sunrise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Fifteen men of ‘em stiff and stark
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ten of the crew had the murder mark!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers’ glut with a rotting red
And there they lay, aye, damn my eyes
Looking up at paradise
All souls bound just contrawise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Fifteen men of ‘em good and true
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ev’ry man jack could ha’ sailed with Old Pew,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
There was chest on chest of Spanish gold
With a ton of plate in the middle hold
And the cabins riot of stuff untold,
And they lay there that took the plum
With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb
While we shared all by the rule of thumb,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

More was seen through a sternlight screen...
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Chartings undoubt where a woman had been
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
‘Twas a flimsy shift on a bunker cot
With a dirk slit sheer through the bosom spot
And the lace stiff dry in a purplish blot
Oh was she wench or some shudderin’ maid
That dared the knife and took the blade
By God! she had stuff for a plucky jade
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
We wrapped ‘em all in a mains’l tight
With twice ten turns of a hawser’s bight
And we heaved ‘em over and out of sight,
With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well
And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell
Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!


1,286 posted on 09/19/2008 1:21:36 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (What would a free man do?)
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To: mlocher
Well stated. It is just too long for a tag line.

How about this one, then??

1,287 posted on 09/19/2008 1:24:49 PM PDT by HKMk23 (That nation is "sovereign" whos citizens are willing to kill, and to die, to keep it so.)
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To: Always Right

I ran out of ink once and had to post without a tagline for a few days.


1,288 posted on 09/19/2008 1:28:27 PM PDT by RobRoy (This is comical)
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To: Dead Corpse

I want some Cap’n Morgan!


1,289 posted on 09/19/2008 1:32:53 PM PDT by Monkey Face (No one listens until you make a mistake.)
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To: HKMk23
How about this one, then??

It is short, sweet and to the point.

1,290 posted on 09/19/2008 1:40:55 PM PDT by mlocher (USA is a sovereign state.)
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To: Monkey Face
Remind me to tell Mom what a great guy you are.

Aye, an' ye 're too kind, M'Lady. Of a truth, all th' good ye may be wont to lay to my credit; 'tis none of me own, but only me standin' aside so's to allow ye an eyeful of Th' A'mighty.

LORD, and 'tis amazing grace, mos' sure, 'thout which we'd 'ave but th' dregs of th' wanton lust of rapscallions an' bloody tyrants.

1,291 posted on 09/19/2008 1:46:01 PM PDT by HKMk23 (That nation is "sovereign" whos citizens are willing to kill, and to die, to keep it so.)
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To: HKMk23

Well said! Bravo!


1,292 posted on 09/19/2008 1:53:19 PM PDT by Monkey Face (No one listens until you make a mistake.)
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To: Monkey Face; Robert A. Cook, PE

“Hitlery and Helen are darn nigh interchangable!

*shudder*

They give new meaning to the name, “Nightmare Alice.”

That is one heck-of-a visual !! I guess I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

EODGUY


1,293 posted on 09/19/2008 1:56:24 PM PDT by EODGUY (H. Obama.....a vision-less empty suit with a teleprompter.)
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To: RobRoy; NicknamedBob
I ran out of ink once and had to post without a tagline for a few days.

I ran out of inc. once, and had days in line with a tag to find another post.

1,294 posted on 09/19/2008 1:56:26 PM PDT by HKMk23 (That nation is "sovereign" whos citizens are willing to kill, and to die, to keep it so.)
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To: EODGUY
...That is one heck-of-a visual !! I guess I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Well, just don't try to quit cigarets and coffee, too. You might find yourself upside down on the cieling.

1,295 posted on 09/19/2008 2:00:24 PM PDT by Monkey Face (No one listens until you make a mistake.)
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To: Monkey Face

Now’t I’ve done w’a bit o’ late lunch, that w-o-r-k beastie’s wavin’ a crook’d index finger at me; insistin’ that I tend t’ me duties.

I bid ye g’day, M’Lady. Fair winds an’ followin’ seas t’ye.


1,296 posted on 09/19/2008 2:04:41 PM PDT by HKMk23 (That nation is "sovereign" whos citizens are willing to kill, and to die, to keep it so.)
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To: Monkey Face

Hi, ‘Face! Another long(ish) day over. Meetings ended, moved to hotel near aiport, checked in for tomorrow’s flight, and booked the Las Vegas and Vienna flights. Only two days home between those trips — ugh.


1,297 posted on 09/19/2008 2:28:49 PM PDT by sionnsar (Obama?Bye-den!|Iran Azadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY)| The New WSJ Magazine is disgusting)
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To: Monkey Face; Mycroft Holmes; Doomonyou; callisto; GregoTX; abigailsmybaby; KoRn; GrammaBear; ...
Someone's been telling me it's Darksheare's 33-1/3 birthday.
1,298 posted on 09/19/2008 2:30:02 PM PDT by sionnsar (Obama?Bye-den!|Iran Azadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY)| The New WSJ Magazine is disgusting)
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To: sionnsar

I gave him a dragon.


1,299 posted on 09/19/2008 2:32:08 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Even for a thin-skinned solipsistic narcissist, Obama seems a frightful po-faced pill." ~Mark Steyn)
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To: sionnsar; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; null and void; Darksheare

I gave him an album.

;-)


1,300 posted on 09/19/2008 2:36:57 PM PDT by fanfan (SCC:Canadians have constitutional protection to all opinions, as long as they are based on the facts)
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