How do I change my tagline?

me

[submarinerswife]

Can someone help?

[Monkey Face]

I thought you said you were incapable of being embarrassed because you had seen it all, said it all, and done it all?

Your Density is still in the future, McBob!

[NicknamedBob]

"I thought you said you were incapable of being embarrassed because you had seen it all, said it all, and done it all?"

No, I have never said that. I do, however, have a great imagination.

What I actually said was, "Veni, Vidi, Visa." -- I came, I saw, I went shopping."

[Monkey Face]

Yah. Right.
I think that’s what your wife has made you believe. And of course, there are Teen One and Teen Two. Either of which can control you and your wallet with a modicum of pressure!

[NicknamedBob]

You only say that because it’s true.

Teen one hit me up for two bucks this morning.

[Monkey Face]

I always have Two Bucks in my wallet, purse or glove box. I request them at the credit union, and when the occasion calls for it, I can say, “I’me NEVER broke!!”

Then I flash the Two Dollar Bills and folks let me be who I am. In Vegas, that’s really something!!!

LOL!

(Why aren’t you in bed? she asks....)

[NicknamedBob]

(Why aren’t you in bed? she asks....)

That there is a durn fine question.

...

Hmm.

Good Night!

[Monkey Face]

*sheesh*
Effen ahd’a known mah query would have runned you off, ahd’a never have axed it.

Y’all sleep well, and don’t fergit ta keep the ashes banked.

[NicknamedBob]

No need for that yet, but it does cool off in the evenings.

Hey, I have things to do tomorrow, like make an appearance where I “work”, and go to the bank, and um ... pay my insurance and ...

Did I mention shave?

[Monkey Face]

You SHAVE?

Gloriosky, Bob! What a scintillating life you lead!

[NicknamedBob]

"Gloriosky, Bob! What a scintillating life you lead!"

That's why I get the big money. Scintillas and scintillas of it.

[Monkey Face]

Is this a thing you are prepared to share?

[NicknamedBob]

You want to share in a scintilla?

Let me describe the wonder of it. It’s like getting a greeting card, with those sparkly things on it.

You ooh and aah, and then you get rid of it. But you are left with some sparkly things on your hands and clothes.

.

That’s what it’s like.

[Monkey Face]

I always have sparkly things on my hands and clothes. I never knew where they came from.

I can’t seem to get rid of the sparkly things. They cling like a ... like a ... like a silly putty thingy. Like when you use it to copy a comic from the Sunday Paper...

(Sparkly thingys are fun...)

[NicknamedBob]

It sounds exciting.

A few more experiences like that and you could start your own website.

Or maybe you could hire a film crew and go to the grocery store. There you would interview the manager to find out how to enter the “no purchase required” contest when the entry form is inside the cereal box.

.

This is what happens to my thinking when I get sleep-deprived.

[Monkey Face]

When I enter the “no purchase required” cereal box contests, I always end up with the box on my head, trying to read the rules from the inside.

Somehow, the rules get blurry and I end up with egg on my face. Which puts me at the tail end of the dry cereal contests.

*sigh*

[NicknamedBob]

Outside of a dog, a book is your best companion.

Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.

.

Good Night!

[Monkey Face]

It’s almost always too dark to read, unless one can get the Dwarves to hold the torches.

Thanks for spending the Late Watch with me. Is there anything I can do to repay you?

[mlocher]

Your tagline still needs a period on the end.

There, I hope I am now less savage. Thanks for your editorial expertise. That is all I have to say. Period!

[mlocher]

That nation is "sovereign" whos citizens will fight to the last man, or burn in Hell, before they will suffers the loss of their national identity.

Well stated. It is just too long for a tag line.

[NicknamedBob]

Welcome aboard!

(Now that you have been vetted.)

(Not to be confused with 'vetted, which is more fun.)