[NicknamedBob]

"I thought you said you were incapable of being embarrassed because you had seen it all, said it all, and done it all?"

No, I have never said that. I do, however, have a great imagination.

What I actually said was, "Veni, Vidi, Visa." -- I came, I saw, I went shopping."

[Monkey Face]

Yah. Right.
I think that’s what your wife has made you believe. And of course, there are Teen One and Teen Two. Either of which can control you and your wallet with a modicum of pressure!