Posted on 08/21/2008 10:54:36 AM PDT by submarinerswife
Can someone help?
You have explained most of the literary questions very well: Who? What? Where? When? and How?
My only remaining question is "Why?"
Why? Because it’s fun. Because we like each other. Because everyone can play here as long as they follow the simple rules. Because when you show up on the Undead Thread and go “AAAARRRRRRRGH!” eventually somebody will come by and say, “Now, now dear. Have a Guinness and hug a kitten.”
Thanks. I enjoyed that immensely. I have another question, however. What should I take for a cat scratch across my cheek?
Bourbon, internally and externally.
Thannks. Seence it waas a bit scritch, eye yoused a lot
of boorbon. It waas a grate chaser four that Ginnesss you gave mee earlir. Is itt noon yett?
It’s after noon in Europe, where the Bourbons originated.
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They still eyeball ye funny when ye ‘ere a seafarin’ hearty hat.
Morning all! Arrrrr!
Welcome again to the Newbies on the UT.
I’m suffering from The Slows, today. Probably because I was up late last night. I hate when I do that!
Anyway, we’re only supposed to be in th 90’s today. *sigh*
It's a violent reaction RAC and I picked up when we were in prison.........the prison thing is a long story: we were both innocent, we were framed, we had lawyers who graduated in the bottom sixteenth of their classes, the jury was rigged, it was another misuse of power by “the man”, witnesses lied, we were misidentified (sorry, I went into a little al sharpton rhyme there) and we were both forced to stare at a photograph of Hillary (unclad) until we confessed. They used tape to keep our eyes open......I only lasted 45 seconds before I confessed to every unsolved investigation the police had. RAC lasted 16 hours before he finally broke, but he told me later that he didn't have any idea it was a photograph of Hillary sans clothing.....he just thought is was a Rorschach inkblot.
RAC was a great cell mate. Talking to him was the only thing that kept me sane....that should give you pause.:)
Well, I've got to head to my job with the democrat party. What a great country......a liberal can commit crimes with impunity for which a conservative would be incarcerated for life.
EODGUY
My.
What a terrible torture it must have been to look at a bare nekkid Hitlery. *shudder*
Are you sure it was her and not Helen Thomas?
Some men and women are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any scalawag who stands between them and unlimited power. You never met a man - or woman - you couldn't eviscerate. You are the definitive Man of Action, the CEO of the Seven Seas, Lee Iacocca in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. You're mission-oriented, and if anyone gets in the way, that's his problem, now isn't? Your buckle was swashed long ago and you have never been so sure of anything as your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off his head if he shows any sign of taking you on or backing down. If one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.
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Morning Sis, I’m drowning in paperwork. :-(
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“On accoun’ o’ this will result in.....????”
`Tis a violent reaction RAC an’ I picked up when we be in prison.........th’ prison thin’ be a long story: we be both innocent, we be framed, we had lawyers who graduated in th’ bottom sixteenth o’ the’r classes, th’ jury be rigged, ‘t be another misuse o’ power by “th’ man”, witnesses lied, we be misidentified (sorry, I sailed’ into a wee al sharpton rhyme thar) an’ we be both forced t’ stare at a photograph o’ Hillary (unclad) until we confessed. They used tape t’ keep our one good eye open......I only lasted 45 seconds before I confessed t’ ever’ unsolved investigation th’ police had. RAC lasted 16 hours before he finally broke, but he told me later that he didna be havin’ any idee ‘t be a photograph o’ Hillary sans clothin’.....he jus’ thought be be a Rorschach inkblot.
RAC be a great cell mate. Talkin’ t’ th’ lad’s be th’ only thin’ that kept me sane....that ortin’ ta give ye pause.:)
Well, I`ve got t’ hade t’ me job wi’ th’ democrat party. What a great country......a liberal can commit crimes wi’ impunity fer which a conservative would be incarcerated fer life.
EODGUY
Ya bilge rat who ortin’ t’ be keel hauled!
Now that you mention it, if the photograph had been turned upside down and I squinted, it could have been Helen.
Excellent hypothesis !
EODGUY
Hitlery and Helen are darn nigh interchangable!
*shudder*
They give new meaning to the name, “Nightmare Alice.”
Some men and women are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any scalawag who stands between them and unlimited power. You never met a man - or woman - you couldn't eviscerate. You are the definitive Man of Action, the CEO of the Seven Seas, Lee Iacocca in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. You're mission-oriented, and if anyone gets in the way, that's his problem, now isn't? Your buckle was swashed long ago and you have never been so sure of anything as your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off his head if he shows any sign of taking you on or backing down. If one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.
What's Yer Inner Pirate?
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Otch!
I hope you can dig yourself out of it soon!
*HUG*
Baby's momma finding breastfeeding challenging.
Surgery made getting the baby close a bit tough.
Working better now though.
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