Why? Because it’s fun. Because we like each other. Because everyone can play here as long as they follow the simple rules. Because when you show up on the Undead Thread and go “AAAARRRRRRRGH!” eventually somebody will come by and say, “Now, now dear. Have a Guinness and hug a kitten.”
Thanks. I enjoyed that immensely. I have another question, however. What should I take for a cat scratch across my cheek?