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“On accoun’ o’ this will result in.....????”
`Tis a violent reaction RAC an’ I picked up when we be in prison.........th’ prison thin’ be a long story: we be both innocent, we be framed, we had lawyers who graduated in th’ bottom sixteenth o’ the’r classes, th’ jury be rigged, ‘t be another misuse o’ power by “th’ man”, witnesses lied, we be misidentified (sorry, I sailed’ into a wee al sharpton rhyme thar) an’ we be both forced t’ stare at a photograph o’ Hillary (unclad) until we confessed. They used tape t’ keep our one good eye open......I only lasted 45 seconds before I confessed t’ ever’ unsolved investigation th’ police had. RAC lasted 16 hours before he finally broke, but he told me later that he didna be havin’ any idee ‘t be a photograph o’ Hillary sans clothin’.....he jus’ thought be be a Rorschach inkblot.
RAC be a great cell mate. Talkin’ t’ th’ lad’s be th’ only thin’ that kept me sane....that ortin’ ta give ye pause.:)
Well, I`ve got t’ hade t’ me job wi’ th’ democrat party. What a great country......a liberal can commit crimes wi’ impunity fer which a conservative would be incarcerated fer life.
EODGUY
Ya bilge rat who ortin’ t’ be keel hauled!
Excellent hypothesis !
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Hitlery and Helen are darn nigh interchangable!
Aye - and that hypot-ta-thesis be da problem wit mah eye ever since Ah did done get forced to squint (with mah one good eye dust-taped open!) fer hours an’ hours at those two super-imposed hippos (er, photo's) of Helen and Hillary face-face inna 69 .....