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Racist Jokes about Obama
The Barack Obama Jokes Website ^ | August 9, 2008 | Hillary Kitten

Posted on 08/09/2008 9:25:21 AM PDT by Mojave

1. If you have ever chuckled at his middle name, you may be guilty of racist jokes about Obama.

2. If you ever ridiculed the assertion that tire gauges lower gas prices, you may be guilty of racist jokes about Obama.

3. If you ever laughed at the claim that he campaigned in 57 states, you may be guilty of racist jokes about Obama.

4. If ever suggested that the "Vero Possemus" campaign signs had something to do with possums, you may be guilty of racist jokes about Obama.

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: obama
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1 posted on 08/09/2008 9:25:22 AM PDT by Mojave
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10. If you ever noted that his pastor acted like he was on Def Comedy Jam, you may be guilty of racist jokes about Obama.

Heh, heh...


2 posted on 08/09/2008 9:30:27 AM PDT by library user
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To: Mojave

These a lame compared to what you can read in most posts on DU.


3 posted on 08/09/2008 9:31:13 AM PDT by huldah1776 ( Worthy is the Lamb)
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To: Mojave

If you think or said his ears are large, your ARE a racist.


4 posted on 08/09/2008 9:33:00 AM PDT by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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To: Mojave

If you’ve ever said “Obamas near!” youre considered racist.


5 posted on 08/09/2008 9:35:59 AM PDT by DainBramage
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To: Drango
If you think or said his ears are large, your[sic] ARE a racist.

"It's twue what they say about your people's big ears!"
6 posted on 08/09/2008 9:35:59 AM PDT by aruanan
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To: Mojave

11> If you have ever noticed how scrawny Obama is, you are a racist.


7 posted on 08/09/2008 9:36:31 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (G-d is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
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To: Mojave

ha, some of them are actually funny!


8 posted on 08/09/2008 9:36:43 AM PDT by bluedad
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To: library user
If you ever noted that his pastor acted like he was on Def Comedy Jam, you may be guilty of racist jokes about Obama.

"Showtime at the Apollo" would work too.

9 posted on 08/09/2008 9:38:30 AM PDT by Mojave
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If you’ve ever said “Obamas near!” youre considered racist.

Yep, we gotta watch those plays on words too. I'm surprised that Amazon allows Corsi's "Obama Nation" on their site.

10 posted on 08/09/2008 9:42:08 AM PDT by Mojave
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Well, since he is more white than black, I am quite sure then that in progressive, liberal circles, it is acceptable to call him a redneck, like they do with all of us other honkies, even a shade to the right of their sick leftist perspective.

Oh, but of course, since the attack is on his white half, that just couldn’t be considered racist...


11 posted on 08/09/2008 9:43:25 AM PDT by EyeGuy
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To: Drango
If you say Barry's half white, you're a racist.

On this note, in Dreams of My Father, Barry referred to a quote of Malcolm X that "spoke" to him and "stayed with him." Obama said, "He spoke of a wish he'd once had, the wish that the white blood that ran through him, there by an act of violence, might somehow be expunged." So, does this resonate with Barry because he somehow considers his mother's act of sex as a minor with his black adult father to have been an act of violence against his father that resulted in his having "white blood" running through him that he wanted to be expunged? The fact that he made the guy into a hero to be longed for in print, the guy who abandoned him and his underaged mother as opposed to those people, whether white or Indonesian, who actually took care of him gives us a clue.
12 posted on 08/09/2008 9:47:37 AM PDT by aruanan
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To: DainBramage
If you’ve ever said “Obamas near!” youre considered racist.

Testing my memory but I remember the scene. An old Mel Brooks movie, right?

13 posted on 08/09/2008 9:48:13 AM PDT by Zack Attack
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To: Mojave

Thanks!
There is some funny stuff on that website!


14 posted on 08/09/2008 9:50:45 AM PDT by a real Sheila (Just say NObama!)
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I'm not a racist, I only make fun of his white half...
15 posted on 08/09/2008 10:01:40 AM PDT by tophat9000 (:[....)
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I'm not a racist, I only make fun of his white half...

I think that's okay. For now.

16 posted on 08/09/2008 10:03:53 AM PDT by Mojave
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To: Drango
Even his supporters joke about his ears (I think) Photobucket
17 posted on 08/09/2008 10:11:58 AM PDT by Clay Moore ("Bro, face it. You (print media) guys are the 8-track cassette of news")
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To: Mojave

1.If you think Obama’s the most liberal member of the senate, you...may be a racist.

2.If you object to Obama raising your payroll taxes, capital gains taxes, and estate taxes, you...may be a racist.

3.If you’d prefer a president have at least some foreign policy experience, you...may be a racist.

4. If you’re in favor of drilling for oil and building nuclear power plants, you...may be a racist.

5. If you think “Vero Possemus” is Latin for “Massive Ego,” you... may be a racist.

6. If you wonder why Obama was hanging around William Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn, you...may be a racist.

7. If your pastor is nothing like Rev. Wright or Father Pfleger, you... may be a racist.

8.If you don’t want the majority of justices on the Supreme Court to be like Stephen Breyer, you...may be a racist.

9. If you’re not impressed with Obama’s 100% NARAL rating, you...may be a racist.

10. If you’re not sure whether Obama opposed or supported FISA reauthorization, you...may be a racist.

11. If you don’t think America is a “downright mean” country, you...may be a racist.

12. If you think Obama shouldn’t have canceled his visit to wounded troops at Ramstein and Landstuhl just becuase his photographers and speechwriters weren’t invited onto the base, you...may be a racist.

13. If you think the surge is working and that’s a good thing, you...may be a racist.

14. If you oppose racial preferences in employment, school admissions and contracting, you...may be a racist.

15. If you think the line “we [Obama speaking of himselves] are the change we’ve been waiting for” is a line from a Monty Python skit, you...may be a racist.

16. If you prefer that a presidential candidate have a smidgen of executive experience, you...may be a racist.

17. If you’re appalled that Obama voted against giving the same medical treatment to infants born after an abortion attempt as to other infants born without an abortion attempt, you...may be a racist.

18. If you were proud of your country even before Obama’s candidacy, you...may be a racist.

20. If you don’t think American troops are just “air raiding villages,” you...may be a racist.

21. If your grandmother isn’t a “typical white person” [and therefore probably a racist], you...may be a racist.

22. If you don’t think rural, working class people are bitter and “cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them,” you [and any one of them]...may be a racist.

23. If you’re not sure invading Pakistan is a particularly good idea—what with their nuclear weapons and all [not to mention the fact that Pakistan is our ally]—well... you...may be a racist.

24. If you don’t want the president to meet without precondition with the leaders of state sponsors of terror, you...may be a racist.

25. If you don’t care how Hollywood or the European elite think you should vote, you...may be a racist.


18 posted on 08/09/2008 10:16:36 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: Mojave

I’m old enough to remember when racists lived only in Alabama.


19 posted on 08/09/2008 10:24:10 AM PDT by blam
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To: blam
I’m old enough to remember when racists lived only in Alabama.

Em Eye Ess Ess Eye Crooked Letter Crooked Letter Eye Humpback Humpback Eye was worse than Alabama.

20 posted on 08/09/2008 10:37:29 AM PDT by Mojave
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