Posted on 08/09/2008 9:25:21 AM PDT by Mojave
1. If you have ever chuckled at his middle name, you may be guilty of racist jokes about Obama.
2. If you ever ridiculed the assertion that tire gauges lower gas prices, you may be guilty of racist jokes about Obama.
3. If you ever laughed at the claim that he campaigned in 57 states, you may be guilty of racist jokes about Obama.
4. If ever suggested that the "Vero Possemus" campaign signs had something to do with possums, you may be guilty of racist jokes about Obama.
(Excerpt) Read more at barackobamajokes.googlepages.com ...
10. If you ever noted that his pastor acted like he was on Def Comedy Jam, you may be guilty of racist jokes about Obama.
Heh, heh...
These a lame compared to what you can read in most posts on DU.
If you think or said his ears are large, your ARE a racist.
If you’ve ever said “Obamas near!” youre considered racist.
11> If you have ever noticed how scrawny Obama is, you are a racist.
ha, some of them are actually funny!
"Showtime at the Apollo" would work too.
Yep, we gotta watch those plays on words too. I'm surprised that Amazon allows Corsi's "Obama Nation" on their site.
Well, since he is more white than black, I am quite sure then that in progressive, liberal circles, it is acceptable to call him a redneck, like they do with all of us other honkies, even a shade to the right of their sick leftist perspective.
Oh, but of course, since the attack is on his white half, that just couldn’t be considered racist...
Testing my memory but I remember the scene. An old Mel Brooks movie, right?
Thanks!
There is some funny stuff on that website!
I think that's okay. For now.
1.If you think Obama’s the most liberal member of the senate, you...may be a racist.
2.If you object to Obama raising your payroll taxes, capital gains taxes, and estate taxes, you...may be a racist.
3.If you’d prefer a president have at least some foreign policy experience, you...may be a racist.
4. If you’re in favor of drilling for oil and building nuclear power plants, you...may be a racist.
5. If you think “Vero Possemus” is Latin for “Massive Ego,” you... may be a racist.
6. If you wonder why Obama was hanging around William Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn, you...may be a racist.
7. If your pastor is nothing like Rev. Wright or Father Pfleger, you... may be a racist.
8.If you don’t want the majority of justices on the Supreme Court to be like Stephen Breyer, you...may be a racist.
9. If you’re not impressed with Obama’s 100% NARAL rating, you...may be a racist.
10. If you’re not sure whether Obama opposed or supported FISA reauthorization, you...may be a racist.
11. If you don’t think America is a “downright mean” country, you...may be a racist.
12. If you think Obama shouldn’t have canceled his visit to wounded troops at Ramstein and Landstuhl just becuase his photographers and speechwriters weren’t invited onto the base, you...may be a racist.
13. If you think the surge is working and that’s a good thing, you...may be a racist.
14. If you oppose racial preferences in employment, school admissions and contracting, you...may be a racist.
15. If you think the line “we [Obama speaking of himselves] are the change we’ve been waiting for” is a line from a Monty Python skit, you...may be a racist.
16. If you prefer that a presidential candidate have a smidgen of executive experience, you...may be a racist.
17. If you’re appalled that Obama voted against giving the same medical treatment to infants born after an abortion attempt as to other infants born without an abortion attempt, you...may be a racist.
18. If you were proud of your country even before Obama’s candidacy, you...may be a racist.
20. If you don’t think American troops are just “air raiding villages,” you...may be a racist.
21. If your grandmother isn’t a “typical white person” [and therefore probably a racist], you...may be a racist.
22. If you don’t think rural, working class people are bitter and “cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them,” you [and any one of them]...may be a racist.
23. If you’re not sure invading Pakistan is a particularly good idea—what with their nuclear weapons and all [not to mention the fact that Pakistan is our ally]—well... you...may be a racist.
24. If you don’t want the president to meet without precondition with the leaders of state sponsors of terror, you...may be a racist.
25. If you don’t care how Hollywood or the European elite think you should vote, you...may be a racist.
I’m old enough to remember when racists lived only in Alabama.
Em Eye Ess Ess Eye Crooked Letter Crooked Letter Eye Humpback Humpback Eye was worse than Alabama.
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