****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****

[Lucky9teen]

It's

Being from Arizona, I have to pass these along (they can apply to other "hot" states as well)...

It's so hot in Arizona that...

• the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
• the potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
• farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
• the cows are giving evaporated milk.
• the trees are whistling for the dogs.
• you no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.
• you can say 113 degrees without fainting.
• you eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.
• you can make instant sun tea.
• you learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
• the temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.
• you've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
• you would give anything to be able to splash cold water on your face.
• you can attend any function wearing shorts and a tank top.
• The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!
• you discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.
• you discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.
• you notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
• hot water now comes out of both taps.
• it's noon in June, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the streets.
• you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
• you break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work.
• no one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning.
• your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
• you realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
• a sad Arizonan once prayed, "I wish it would rain - not so much for me, cuz I've seen it -- but for my 7-year-old."

Thankfully, today is Ice Cream Soda Day!!!

[Lucky9teen]

[Sacajaweau]

Trees are whistling for the dogs....

Leno would have loved to have thought that one up...

[WayneS]

...I saw two fire hydrants fighting over a dog.

[GQuagmire]

ibtp!

[Lucky9teen]

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[BibChr]

First Ten!

Let’s keep it family-friendly

[Hoodat]

Top Ten - WOO HOO !!!

[Lucky9teen]

What would you like?

[Shyla]

Happy Friday Lucky!

[Manic_Episode]

I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

[BibChr]

Ooh, now that’s what I call “friendly”!

I’ll take one of each, at 20-minute increments, please.

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[Liberty Valance]

Good morning!

[WakeUpAndVote]

Thanks for the ping!

[End Times Sentinel]

more graph humor and song chart memes

[NavyCanDo]

LOL Thanks for posting the Heat in Arizona stuff. We have a summer Intern in our office from ASU who has been talking about the 100+ AZ June temps she left behind, for our much more comfortable 60’s and 70’s here in the Seattle area. I must pass your post on to her to rub it in a little.

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[InvisibleChurch]

ping list pleez

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[Arrowhead1952]

Can you solve this puzzle?

You are riding on a beautiful white horse.
On your left side is a drop off.
On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion.
In front of you are four large gazelles which won't get out of your way and you can't seem to overtake them.
Behind you is a stampede of horses.

What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?
For the answer click and drag your mouse from star to star.
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