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To: Lucky9teen
Trees are whistling for the dogs....
Leno would have loved to have thought that one up...
2 posted on
06/20/2008 5:21:57 AM PDT by
Sacajaweau
(I'm planting corn...Have to feed my car...)
To: Lucky9teen
...I saw two fire hydrants fighting over a dog.
3 posted on
06/20/2008 5:22:32 AM PDT by
WayneS
(Feed a Polar Bear -- Club a Seal!)
To: Lucky9teen
4 posted on
06/20/2008 5:22:58 AM PDT by
GQuagmire
(Giggety,Giggety,Giggety)
To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; ...
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Want some?
5 posted on
06/20/2008 5:23:21 AM PDT by
Lucky9teen
(Biting into a McCain burger will be like tasting 2 day old crap, but Obama is pure cyanide koolaid.)
To: Lucky9teen
First Ten!
Let’s keep it family-friendly
6 posted on
06/20/2008 5:24:01 AM PDT by
BibChr
("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
To: Lucky9teen
7 posted on
06/20/2008 5:24:44 AM PDT by
Hoodat
(Obama's only connection to the descendants of American Slaves is that his muslim ancestors sold them)
To: Lucky9teen
Good morning!
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12 posted on
06/20/2008 5:29:54 AM PDT by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
LOL Thanks for posting the Heat in Arizona stuff. We have a summer Intern in our office from ASU who has been talking about the 100+ AZ June temps she left behind, for our much more comfortable 60’s and 70’s here in the Seattle area. I must pass your post on to her to rub it in a little.
To: Lucky9teen
18 posted on
06/20/2008 6:01:11 AM PDT by
InvisibleChurch
(H2OLY: The chemical formula for holy water.)
To: Lucky9teen
19 posted on
06/20/2008 6:01:37 AM PDT by
InvisibleChurch
(H2OLY: The chemical formula for holy water.)
To: Lucky9teen
Can you solve this puzzle?
You are riding on a beautiful white horse.
On your left side is a drop off.
On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion.
In front of you are four large gazelles which won't get out of your way and you can't seem to overtake them.
Behind you is a stampede of horses.
What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?
For the answer click and drag your mouse from star to star.
* Get your drunk @$$ off the merry-go-round. *
20 posted on
06/20/2008 6:07:16 AM PDT by
Arrowhead1952
(A vote for any Democrat from BO on down the ticket is a vote for $10 a gallon gas.)
To: Lucky9teen; All
Arizona is so hot that...
1. Lakes have formed throughout the state from all the sweat that is being produced.
2. The sun is hiding behind the clouds just to keep cool.
3. The devil has started outsourcing to Tempe.
4. All the cemetaries have turned into crematoriums.
5. Cigarettes smoke themselves.
6. It’s now possible to skate on the glassy surface of the once sandy desert.
7. Fire burns itself out from sheer embarrassment.
8. Breathing in the hot air too fast will actually lift you into the sky.
9. Restaurants can only serve beef as well-done, very well-done, extremely well-done, and ash.
10. Even Internet spam is stopped at the borders of the state.
24 posted on
06/20/2008 6:22:04 AM PDT by
new cruelty
(don't believe the hype)
To: Lucky9teen
Oh, Lucky... It’s just a dry heat!
Speaking of Arizona, I’ll be in Phoenix twice this summer.
Early July and Early August. I’m looking to earn the “I survived 120°” T-shirt!
25 posted on
06/20/2008 6:28:15 AM PDT by
rock_lobsta
(Not Your Ordinary Crustacean.)
To: Lucky9teen
27 posted on
06/20/2008 6:32:17 AM PDT by
bmwcyle
(If God wanted us to be Socialist, Karl Marx would have been born in America.)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
To: Millee; Tatze; RockinRight; Hoodlum91; new cruelty; absolootezer0; The_Victor; Shyla; ...
OK, I know I have forgotten some....or their new handles....
Refugees, we have an anniversary coming up.....CELEBRATE!!
To: Lucky9teen
48 posted on
06/20/2008 7:14:17 AM PDT by
LongElegantLegs
(Kill them with kindness, then taser them for fun.)
To: Lucky9teen
I need to go shopping....
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61 posted on
06/20/2008 7:28:47 AM PDT by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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