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Oscar, the psychic death sensing nursing home cat, found dead
The Daily Redundancy ^
Posted on 08/21/2007 10:48:13 AM PDT by chordmaster
PROVIDENCE, RI (TDR)- Oscar, the nursing home cat who could seemingly sense the impending death of patients, was found dead early yesterday. The cat gained recent notoriety when reports of his ability to detect the impending death of the terminally ill became public. Seemingly aware that death was at hand, Oscar would reportedly climb into the bed of patients during their final hours...
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TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: badjoke; deadcat; dentedbedpanalert; elderly; fakenews; lessthanfunny; nottrue; oscarthecat; parody; satire
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To: Lady Jag
121
posted on
08/21/2007 7:24:09 PM PDT
by
potlatch
(MIZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_MIKAZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_MAZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_))
To: potlatch
- Sweet
- Serious
- Sensitive
- Subliminal
122
posted on
08/21/2007 7:28:14 PM PDT
by
devolve
( _Google-Illegals_Killed_25_Americans_Each_Day _A_Mex_Illegal_Alien_Sold_911_Terrorists_IDs_)
To: devolve
Are you talking about someone we know??
And you didn’t say WHAT song!
And those ‘big dots’ look similar to one of those cats!
123
posted on
08/21/2007 7:31:34 PM PDT
by
potlatch
(MIZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_MIKAZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_MAZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_))
To: potlatch; devolve
From cats to sheep:
124
posted on
08/21/2007 7:36:21 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)
To: Lady Jag; devolve
Lol, that’s why we call HIM “baa baa”!!
125
posted on
08/21/2007 7:39:48 PM PDT
by
potlatch
(MIZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_MIKAZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_MAZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_))
To: fatnotlazy
“Standard of Excellence in Pseudojournalism”Pretty much describes the MSM, so who knows for sure?
To: chordmaster
Time to update the Body Count?
To: devolve
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Given the subject matter,
that is a HOOT!
128
posted on
08/21/2007 9:57:09 PM PDT
by
dixiechick2000
(There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators. ~~ Will Rogers)
To: potlatch
129
posted on
08/21/2007 10:01:36 PM PDT
by
dixiechick2000
(There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators. ~~ Will Rogers)
To: chordmaster
Dosen’t this newspaper have a morning and evening edition that are the same?
To: Lady Jag
I’m pulling for the CAT...
the animal kinda cat. ;o)
131
posted on
08/21/2007 10:04:41 PM PDT
by
dixiechick2000
(There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators. ~~ Will Rogers)
To: AdmSmith; Berosus; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; Fred Nerks; KlueLass; ...
132
posted on
08/21/2007 11:14:35 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(Profile updated Monday, August 20, 2007. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
To: SunkenCiv
Sad, I don’t even want to read the comments...I want an autopsy!
133
posted on
08/21/2007 11:39:19 PM PDT
by
Fred Nerks
(Fair dinkum!)
To: chordmaster
R.I.P. Oscar.
134
posted on
08/21/2007 11:42:16 PM PDT
by
Fred Nerks
(Fair dinkum!)
To: CarryaBigStick
Pretty much describes the MSM, so who knows for sure?
***
LOL True....but unlike the mainstream media, this one actually tells you it’s phoney baloney in its motto. The MSM on the other hand wants you to think it is real journalism.
To: Fred Nerks
Oscar's not dead yet... "I feel happy..."
136
posted on
08/23/2007 9:15:45 AM PDT
by
evets
(beer)
To: Admin Moderator
You might want to add a < SATIRE> tag to the title.
Folks ain't gettin' it.
137
posted on
08/23/2007 9:22:41 AM PDT
by
uglybiker
(relaxing in a luxuriant cloud of quality, aromatic, pre-owned tobacco essence)
To: evets
The Daily Redundancy: "The Standard of Excellence in Pseudojournalism"
I fell for that one. Thanks.
138
posted on
08/23/2007 4:10:42 PM PDT
by
Fred Nerks
(Fair dinkum!)
To: chordmaster; Slings and Arrows
139
posted on
08/23/2007 5:07:23 PM PDT
by
uglybiker
(relaxing in a luxuriant cloud of quality, aromatic, pre-owned tobacco essence)
To: chordmaster
I heard the nursing home said Oscar is just fine.
140
posted on
08/24/2007 10:17:19 PM PDT
by
freekitty
(May the eagles long fly over our beautiful and free American sky.)
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