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Man arrested for public sex acts (Now, I've heard it all) (South Dakota)
Argus Leader ^ | August 1, 2007 | Matthew Gruchow

Posted on 08/02/2007 7:28:44 PM PDT by Graybeard58

Link only but this story is.... What can I say but read it yourself.

http://www.argusleader.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070801/NEWS/70801015


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Wasn't consesual if there was a stop sign involved.
1 posted on 08/02/2007 7:28:47 PM PDT by Graybeard58
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To: Graybeard58

Clickable link:

http://www.argusleader.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070801/NEWS/70801015


2 posted on 08/02/2007 7:29:23 PM PDT by Graybeard58 (Remember and pray for SSgt. Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)
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Slippery when wet
3 posted on 08/02/2007 7:32:36 PM PDT by escapefromboston (manny ortez: mvp)
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To: Graybeard58
The corrupting influence of Monty Python.
4 posted on 08/02/2007 7:34:01 PM PDT by dighton
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To: Graybeard58
Dills.......

Source

5 posted on 08/02/2007 7:37:41 PM PDT by hole_n_one
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To: Graybeard58; Lazamataz; glide625; Allegra; humblegunner; pax_et_bonum; Bacon Man; Hap

Now, my 20s were spent in a lifestyle many on this site would characterize as thoroughly disreputable, but even so, I cannot begin to fathom what is meant by “sex acts with traffic signs.”


6 posted on 08/02/2007 7:39:39 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.)
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To: Graybeard58

LOL! That was bad!


7 posted on 08/02/2007 7:43:26 PM PDT by Valpal1 ("I know the fittest have not survived when I watch Congress on CSPAN.")
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To: Graybeard58

The losertarians here feel it should be OK to abuse traffic signs.


8 posted on 08/02/2007 7:45:42 PM PDT by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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To: Xenalyte
He should have paid attention:


9 posted on 08/02/2007 7:45:50 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Progressives like to keep doing the things that didn't work in the past.)
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To: Graybeard58


Hot......



Ooh, you naughty thing you! Anyone else have more sexy pics?



Once again, my longer standing contention that there is a fetish for everything is validated.
10 posted on 08/02/2007 7:49:43 PM PDT by marsh_of_mists
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To: Graybeard58

Be glad you’ve only heard it all . . .


11 posted on 08/02/2007 7:58:50 PM PDT by YHAOS
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To: Graybeard58

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12 posted on 08/02/2007 8:06:48 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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What a space case— chased away by the homeowner, then returned to the scene of the crime!


13 posted on 08/02/2007 8:24:23 PM PDT by Vigilanteman (Are there any men left in Washington? Or are there only cowards? Ahmad Shah Massoud)
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To: marsh_of_mists

14 posted on 08/02/2007 9:09:10 PM PDT by Slugworth ("Abp. Myers is clearly hiding some dark secrets." - Fr. Paul Wickens)
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To: Graybeard58
I think this may be his garage hideaway:


15 posted on 08/02/2007 9:10:27 PM PDT by T'wit (Visitors: you come here expecting a turkey shoot, and then you find out that you are the turkey.)
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I bet this isn't one of his conquests.
16 posted on 08/02/2007 9:14:18 PM PDT by Slugworth ("Abp. Myers is clearly hiding some dark secrets." - Fr. Paul Wickens)
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17 posted on 08/03/2007 12:00:30 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Saudi Arabia is the grown-up version of an imaginary friend." --Dennis Miller)
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Wasn’t consesual if there was a stop sign involved.

Yeah, but what was the sign wearing?


18 posted on 08/03/2007 12:53:08 AM PDT by Paisan
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To: Graybeard58

obviously misinterpreted the signs


19 posted on 08/03/2007 3:44:22 AM PDT by sure_fine ( • not one to over kill the thought process)
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To: hole_n_one
From the comments on the link you provided.

Forum

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
Real Men of Genius

Today we salute you Mr. Traffic Sign Masturbator
Mr. Traffic Sign Masturbator

Some people get arrested by going through a DO NOT ENTER sign, you get arrested by going through a DO NOT ENTER sign, literally.
STOP means stop

Video camera in hand, you plan to take your sexual exploits on the road.
US 69, here I come

You look at ONE WAY, WRONG WAY and see a three-way
That's one wrong way

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. Casanova of Kiwanis, because if a sign says SLIPPERY WHEN WET, it will be soon.
Mr. Traffic Sign Masturbator

Reply With Quote

20 posted on 08/03/2007 3:58:52 AM PDT by csvset
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