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(WEIRD) Pandas Shown Porn to Stimulate Sex for Reproduction
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| Monday, April 30 2007
| Mills
Posted on 04/30/2007 2:17:53 PM PDT by DogByte6RER
Pandas Shown Porn to Stimulate Sex for Reproduction
Monday, April 30 2007
Contributed by: Mills
After Thailand's most popular animal couple failed to mate, zoo officials are gearing up for plan B -- a DVD they hope will get Chuang Chuang and Lin Hui in the mood for love, CNN's Narunart Prapanya reported.
The pandas' first mating season -- a three-day window -- came last week. Despite a widely-publicized encounter between Chuang Chuang, a 6-year-old male, and 5-year-old Lin Hui, the mating apparently was unsuccessful.
Zoo administrator Prasertsak Puttrakul, who leads a team taking care of the pandas, noted they tend to live in isolation in the wild, and do not witness other pandas mating. "That's why they are bound to extinction should there be no help," he said.
Recent panda reproduction in the United States and Japan stemmed from artificial breeding, he said.
Because of that, Prasertsak has prepared a DVD of pandas having sexual intercourse to show the couple, hoping the demonstration -- call it panda porn -- will inspire them to make a love connection.
The pandas are on a 10-year loan from China to Thailand's Chieng Mai Zoo, about 700 kilometers (435 miles) north of Bangkok.
They have proved enormously popular -- in the past two years, the number of visitors to the zoo has doubled from 600,000 to 1.2 million people. Of those, three-fourths come to see the panda couple, paying an extra 50 baht ($1.50) on top of the zoo entrance fee.
The Thai government pays $250,000 a year to Wulong Panda Research Institute in China to rent Chuang Chuang -- whose name means "clever" -- and Lin Hui, whose name means "beautiful forest."
TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: panda; pandamonium; pandas; porn; pornography
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To: bstein80
21
posted on
04/30/2007 2:31:35 PM PDT
by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: Doctor Raoul
>Eats, shoots and leaves...
To: theFIRMbss
Won't the porn make him turn violent and flip out in a panda rampage? Only after the male graduates from soft-core panda smut to the really nasty stuff with diaper-wearing midget pandas and whips!
23
posted on
04/30/2007 2:39:31 PM PDT
by
M203M4
(Constitutional Republic has a nice ring to it - alas, it's incompatible with the communist manifesto)
To: DogByte6RER; Charles Henrickson; martin_fierro
hoping the demonstration -- call it panda porn -- will inspire them to make a love connection Pandamonium ensues...
24
posted on
04/30/2007 2:45:21 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Yeah, yeah .... predictable)
To: M203M4
>graduates from soft-core panda smut to
the really nasty stuff...
--------------------------------------------
...She's just like a Penguin in bondage, boy
Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh...
Howling over to some
Antarcticulated moon
In the frostbite night
With her flaps gone white
Shrieking as she spots the hoop
Across the room
Lord, you know it must be a Penguin bound down
When you hear that terrible screaming
And there ain't no other birds around!
To: Doctor Raoul
Irellevant post, if you can’t add anything, just shut the hell up!
26
posted on
04/30/2007 3:14:00 PM PDT
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
To: al baby; Allegra; Auntbee; BJClinton; Dashing Dasher; dfwddr; exile; feinswinesuksass; ...
To: DogByte6RER; Froufrou
28
posted on
04/30/2007 3:22:20 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(This tagline brought to you by courtesy of Happygrl)
To: DogByte6RER
Someone had to do this ...
Panda Porn Perfectly Prompts Panda Pregnancies!
29
posted on
04/30/2007 3:24:57 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Did you know that when one little panda pulls on another little panda's underwear, that's sexual ...)
To: Doctor Raoul
That’s oso mean of y’all ;^)
30
posted on
04/30/2007 3:29:12 PM PDT
by
investigateworld
(Abortion stops a beating heart)
To: SWAMPSNIPER
Now, now, just because some Panda got your porno is no reason to lash out at folks...
31
posted on
04/30/2007 3:32:42 PM PDT
by
Doctor Raoul
(What's the difference between the CIA and the Free Clinic? The Free Clinic knows how to stop leaks.)
To: clamper1797
I wanted to put a bullet between the eyes of every panda who wouldn't screw to save his species, I wanted to dump oil over all those French beaches I'd never see, I wanted to breath smoke... I felt like destroying something beautiful."
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posted on
04/30/2007 3:52:05 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("One panda may not make sexual comments about another Panda's appearance.")
To: theFIRMbss
No more than listening to hard rock/heavy metal music .........
33
posted on
04/30/2007 4:07:03 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("One panda may not make sexual comments about another Panda's appearance.")
To: DogByte6RER
I knew a young stallion once had a similar problem.
He kept trying to get some of the mares ‘armpit’. She straightened him out eventually.
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posted on
04/30/2007 4:12:05 PM PDT
by
Dinsdale
To: Doctor Raoul
“Now, now, just because some Panda got your porno is no reason to lash out at folks”.
_________________________________________
No, Doc, wrong! I don’t reckon that you can be anymore of a constitutional conservative than I am, but don’t you go around dumping on my Redneck Ass, from your dumbass urban perspective! Your freakin arrogance is your problem, Doc, it must be function of your natural smarts!
I ain’t no Doctor, are you sure that you want to put what you know, up against what I know?
Hell, Doc, if your crapper plugs up you will be up to your elbows in shit, until you find a Redneck like me!
I will just be damned if I can figure out how anyone with a total and obvious ignorance issue can ever show up with an MD degree!
35
posted on
04/30/2007 4:34:52 PM PDT
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
To: bamahead; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
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posted on
04/30/2007 4:40:02 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!!!" --http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0439.html)
To: SWAMPSNIPER
Where did you go, Doc? Hell, I may just be an old ugly Redskin Redneck living in a freakin mobile home, but I have been a republican ever since you were no more than a gleam in your daddies eye!
37
posted on
04/30/2007 5:05:16 PM PDT
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
To: Slings and Arrows
38
posted on
04/30/2007 5:25:42 PM PDT
by
GOP_Raider
(still thinks Shannon Tweed is hot)
To: DogByte6RER
39
posted on
04/30/2007 5:25:54 PM PDT
by
bamahead
(I think I am better than the people who are trying to reform me -- E.W. Howe)
To: DogByte6RER
They have proved enormously popular -- in the past two years, the number of visitors to the zoo has doubled from 600,000 to 1.2 million people. Of those, three-fourths come to see the panda couple, paying an extra 50 baht ($1.50) on top of the zoo entrance fee. There's the problem. I couldn't perform in front of an audience, either.
Not for free, anyways. :-D
40
posted on
04/30/2007 5:34:55 PM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
("Y'know, I've always thought of politics as show business for ugly people." Jay Leno:Al Gore 11/29)
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