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The Official Friday Silliness Thread's End of the Year Clearance Sale
theoi.com (Because you really really really want to check my source citation) ^ | 12-29-06 (29 Decembre 2006) | Sully777

Posted on 12/29/2006 12:09:39 AM PST by sully777

HAPPY FRIDAY
and
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!



New Years Myth: KRONOS (or Cronus) was the Titan god of time and the ages, especially time where regarded as destructive and all-devouring.

He ruled the cosmos during the so-called Golden Age, after castrating and deposing his own father Ouranos (the Sky) from the throne. In fear of a prophecy that he would be in turn be overthrown by his own son, Kronos swallowed each of his children as soon as they were born. Rhea managed to save the youngest, Zeus, by hiding him away on the island of Krete, and fed Kronos a stone wrapped in the swaddling clothes of an infant. The god grew up, forced Kronos to disgorge his swallowed offspring, and led the Olympians in a ten year war against the Titanes, before driving them defeated into the pit of Tartaros.

Many human generations later, Zeus released Kronos and his brothers from this prison, and made the old Titan king of the Elysian Islands, home of the blessed dead."



New Years Ritual: In Ecuador, people celebrate Ano Viejo by making scarecrows from old clothe and newspapers. They fill the dummies with firecrackers and paper listing regrets, faults, problems, etc. from the past year. They light the scarecrow and watch it explode and burn, symbolizing an extinguishing of their past failures in the previous year.


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KEYWORDS: 20062007; hardtosmile; mundanemadness; newyear; ofst; tempusfugit
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To: Dallas59

LOL!!!

I'll have to remember that one for when I'm a dad.


41 posted on 12/29/2006 7:19:26 AM PST by RockinRight (To compare Congress to drunken sailors is an insult to drunken sailors. - Ronald W. Reagan)
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To: sully777

Whazzup, Sully?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x44eDMUJAIw


42 posted on 12/29/2006 7:20:45 AM PST by RockinRight (To compare Congress to drunken sailors is an insult to drunken sailors. - Ronald W. Reagan)
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To: Deguello
A blonde was bragging about how she had finished a jigsaw puzzle in only six months.

"Six months! What's so special about that?" asled her friend.

"Well, the box says 4-6 years!" she replied.

43 posted on 12/29/2006 7:22:15 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: RockinRight

Hearing you talk like that is so cute. "When I'm a dad". Awwwww. What would we call the little tyke? RockinHood? HoodRight? LOL!


44 posted on 12/29/2006 7:24:00 AM PST by conservativebabe
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To: conservativebabe

auld lang syne means "times gone by" IIRC.

MM


45 posted on 12/29/2006 7:25:54 AM PST by motormouth (No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean.....)
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To: conservativebabe

Hmmm...I dunno!


46 posted on 12/29/2006 7:28:44 AM PST by RockinRight (To compare Congress to drunken sailors is an insult to drunken sailors. - Ronald W. Reagan)
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To: motormouth

see how cultured I am? It's sad, really.


47 posted on 12/29/2006 7:29:04 AM PST by conservativebabe
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To: conservativebabe

LOL Youre more than cultured ;o) Only reason I knew was because I was sitting home alone one new years eve and looked up the words..

Nice to see you, BTW.

MM


48 posted on 12/29/2006 7:31:44 AM PST by motormouth (No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean.....)
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To: motormouth

"cultured"... that's what we're calling it now. hee hee.


49 posted on 12/29/2006 7:40:26 AM PST by conservativebabe
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To: conservativebabe

Support Bacteria.. It's the only culture some people can get.


50 posted on 12/29/2006 7:46:42 AM PST by FAB (Just an IT bump in the road.)
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To: conservativebabe

;o) I wouldnt know...


51 posted on 12/29/2006 7:51:03 AM PST by motormouth (No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean.....)
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To: Dallas59
Here's my version of "Redneck time out"

8^)

52 posted on 12/29/2006 7:56:27 AM PST by The SISU kid (Isn't my Grandson the cutest little guy you've ever seen?)
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To: motormouth

uh huh... (insert little smiley drinking coffee).


53 posted on 12/29/2006 8:09:37 AM PST by conservativebabe
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To: The SISU kid; Millee; conservativebabe; RockinRight; Izzy Dunne; Dallas59; martin_fierro; ...
For Sale:


Authentic Redneck Playstation III

54 posted on 12/29/2006 8:10:53 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: The SISU kid

Madonna sez... "Hello, Namibia Orphange? Um, yeah... the kid arrived okay and all, but I was sure I explicity requested the black model."


55 posted on 12/29/2006 8:11:25 AM PST by nhoward14
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To: conservativebabe; genefromjersey; Auntbee

56 posted on 12/29/2006 8:12:26 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: sully777

ROFLMAO!


57 posted on 12/29/2006 8:14:59 AM PST by RockinRight (To compare Congress to drunken sailors is an insult to drunken sailors. - Ronald W. Reagan)
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To: sully777

Redneck Entertainment Center

58 posted on 12/29/2006 8:16:57 AM PST by RockinRight (To compare Congress to drunken sailors is an insult to drunken sailors. - Ronald W. Reagan)
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To: sully777

LMAO!


59 posted on 12/29/2006 8:22:49 AM PST by conservativebabe
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To: Deguello
A blonde swimmer finished third in the breast stroke competition.

She complained to the officials:
"I'm not sure, but I think those two women were using their arms!"

60 posted on 12/29/2006 8:24:03 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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