Posted on 10/06/2006 1:25:11 AM PDT by sully777
Not about work, but Chris Rock has some timely suggestions on how NOT to get your butt kicked by the police:
http://www.comegetyousome.com/viewvid.php?id=99
Here's one for the office:
http://www.comegetyousome.com/viewvid.php?id=1313
Your company must have put a hex on me for my previous post ... I can't open your link. Chris Rock tells it like it is.
Good morning though! :o)
My wife has threatened to through me out of the house if I don't turn off this link
What would she do if I really bought one and brought it home?
Which is sillier?
Ya ya TALK
Please excuse me for that "through" I was so involved with my first image and link that I didn't check the spelling
I'm in agreement with your wife. That would drive me NUTS!
Oh, yeah. THAT makes sense.
Shalom.
Sarcasm is one of the useful services I offer
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one...
Ooooohhhhhhh, that pic is ssssooooo good!
A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials. The agent asked, "What's your name?" The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian." The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood, you are going to have to change your name." "I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever." The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years... You will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to represent you." "So be it! I guess we will not do business together" the guy said and he left the agent's office.
FIVE YEARS LATER..... The agent opens an envelope sent to his office. Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000. The agent is awe-struck, who would possibly send him $50,000? He reads the letter enclosed... "Dear Sir, Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in Hollywood, you told me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian. After I left your office, I thought about what you said. I decided you were right. I had to change my name. I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent. I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed check is a token of my appreciation.
Thank you for your advice.
Sincerely,
Dick van Dyke
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