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The Official Friday Silliness Thread Salutes Shameless Promotion Month!
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| September 29, 2006 (29 Settembre 2006)
| Sully777
Posted on 09/29/2006 12:49:41 AM PDT by sully777
The month of September is officially Shameless Self-Promotion Month. And we care enough to honor that promise of self-promotion with stunning, unparalleled commitment never before seen in the world. Our competitors may shrink back in shy impotence like the girly boys they really are. But we shall never faulter. We're the best, most profitable, least worrisome, highest quality, perfect credit to our gender, brightest, silliest, nicest smelling, best dressed, most comfortable with small dogs, most talented, elite, A-list, baddest mofos, with the firmest body contours this side of Beverly Hills in all cyberspace. You have our word on it.
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To: sully777
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posted on
09/29/2006 10:36:05 AM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: sully777
102
posted on
09/29/2006 10:36:34 AM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: sully777
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.
The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"
The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!"
The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!"
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posted on
09/29/2006 10:47:29 AM PDT
by
JJR RNCH
(Your mother doesn't work here!! Clean up after YOURSELF.)
To: girlscout
104
posted on
09/29/2006 10:56:26 AM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: sully777
105
posted on
09/29/2006 10:57:01 AM PDT
by
JJR RNCH
(Your mother doesn't work here!! Clean up after YOURSELF.)
To: neutra
106
posted on
09/29/2006 10:58:04 AM PDT
by
beyond the sea
( May Byron Nelson ............ rest in peace.)
To: JJR RNCH
That was a good one.
I like the classic:
Two blondes are standing on either side of the lake facing each other. One blonde yells to the other, "How do I get to the other side???" The other blonde yells back, "You are on the other side."
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posted on
09/29/2006 10:59:09 AM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: sully777
To: sully777
109
posted on
09/29/2006 11:01:28 AM PDT
by
steveo
(ADVERTISEMENT)
To: EveningStar
110
posted on
09/29/2006 11:04:48 AM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: martin_fierro
Re: Microsoft parody -- Aint that the truth! Great music
111
posted on
09/29/2006 11:09:25 AM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: steveo; girlscout
She's having a damn fine dream!
112
posted on
09/29/2006 11:12:28 AM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: sully777
WORKING FOR THE GOVERNMENT
You know you work for the government when:
The process becomes more important than the product.
You don't see anything wrong with attending a meeting on a subject you know nothing about.
You feel you contributed to the meeting just by being there.
You stop raising issues/problems because you know you will be the one answering them.
You fly first class across the country to attend a conference with 100+ people to discuss the fact that the project does not have enough money.
You work for an acronym, on an acronym, and your job title is an acronym.
You understand the rationalization of an acronym composed of acronyms.
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posted on
09/29/2006 11:17:43 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(I love the smell of strategery in the morning...)
To: sully777
First kiss ...
To: Lucky9teen
Working for the government (and a non-profit organization)
115
posted on
09/29/2006 11:20:26 AM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: girlscout
That picture still haunts me!
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posted on
09/29/2006 11:21:13 AM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: sully777
Darn, still morning here. :(
117
posted on
09/29/2006 11:23:18 AM PDT
by
EX52D
(Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
To: sully777
118
posted on
09/29/2006 11:23:21 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(Women want me....Fish fear me....I can dream can't I?)
To: Lucky9teen
I'm guessing this man has a house full of daughters or an ex-wife who got the house in the divorce.
To: BJClinton; pissant; martin_fierro; presidio9; Slings and Arrows; Millee; najida; ...
Archivist saves and squirrels away each and every discussion forum message. Do you remember having a bad day back in 1996 when in one of your messages you may have said a few things that were...well, perhaps a little...hasty? Don't worry, Archivist still has it and will post it to the forum if you begin to get the upper hand in battle. Archivist can be a very effective and fearsome Warrior.
(Source: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/archivist.htm )
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posted on
09/29/2006 11:26:17 AM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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