Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

The Official Friday Silliness Thread Salutes Life
happynews.com ^ | September 15, 2006 | Sully777

Posted on 09/15/2006 2:12:28 AM PDT by sully777

It's Friday.

Life is meant to be lived.





TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Education; Gardening; Health/Medicine; History; Hobbies; Humor; Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment; Outdoors; Society; Sports; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 12septwuzzabust; 1covetthyneighbors; anotherday; anotherdollar; anotherdonut; ass; assman; bootah; booty; brightandshiny; coffee; friday; hotdamn; junkinthetrunk; life; ofst; partyon; poa; schwing; silliness; upandattum; wakemeup; weekendfun
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 101-120121-140141-160 ... 341-359 next last
To: r-q-tek86

YUP!


121 posted on 09/15/2006 8:48:25 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 119 | View Replies]

To: r-q-tek86


Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for next Friday.

122 posted on 09/15/2006 8:49:29 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 63 | View Replies]

To: nuke rocketeer

Oooh, they can put vodka in a baggy now?


123 posted on 09/15/2006 8:51:31 AM PDT by BJClinton (What happens on Free Republic, stays on Google.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 41 | View Replies]

To: najida
Gooooooooooooood morning Najida!

124 posted on 09/15/2006 8:52:42 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 67 | View Replies]

To: nuke rocketeer

Funny


125 posted on 09/15/2006 8:53:15 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 56 | View Replies]

To: r-q-tek86; sully777; Chanticleer; EX52D

Did you hear about the American Football coach who spent 25 cents to get a better passing game?
It turned out that what he got was worse than before, so he asked for his quarterback.


126 posted on 09/15/2006 8:55:33 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 119 | View Replies]

To: sully777

A train driver on a local city line was also a keen musician. He bought himself a small, painted garden ornament to help him keep his music in time.
He called it his Metro-Gnome.


127 posted on 09/15/2006 8:56:35 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 125 | View Replies]

To: r-q-tek86; sully777; Chanticleer; EX52D; fredhead

Q: Why did the boa constrictors get married.
A: Because they had a crush on each other.


128 posted on 09/15/2006 8:57:14 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 126 | View Replies]

To: sully777
You must have a spy on my old church league softball team...I was the only one brave (dumb???) enough to actually volunteer for that position. And, without a mask or helmet!
129 posted on 09/15/2006 8:57:16 AM PDT by JRios1968 (9-11, 5 years later...NEVER forget!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 90 | View Replies]

To: nuke rocketeer; BJClinton; JRios1968; Maximus of Texas; martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows; ...





130 posted on 09/15/2006 8:59:16 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 64 | View Replies]

To: sully777
Hi Sully!
131 posted on 09/15/2006 8:59:20 AM PDT by najida (The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 124 | View Replies]

To: r-q-tek86; sully777; Chanticleer; EX52D; fredhead

A botanist claimed to have discovered a nomadic tree in the African jungle - apparently it just packs up it's trunk and leaves


132 posted on 09/15/2006 8:59:57 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 128 | View Replies]

To: Millee

Pfft, like one needs a reason.

didja see the Lucy wild-hair pic yet?


133 posted on 09/15/2006 9:00:07 AM PDT by BJClinton (What happens on Free Republic, stays on Google.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 92 | View Replies]

To: KevinDavis
Well I took a quiz finally. Used to have something close and would certainly like to fire one o' them Barrett .50's..I'd have "Happy, happy, Joy, Joy."

You scored as Sniper Rifle. You like sharpshooting. Stealth, accuracy and range are your best friends. So you need sniper rifle (if you don't already have one).

Assault Rifle

94%

Sniper Rifle

94%

Shotgun

63%

SMG

44%

Machinegun

38%

Revolver

38%

Pistol

38%

What Firearm Fits You Best?
created with QuizFarm.com
134 posted on 09/15/2006 9:01:32 AM PDT by Karliner ("Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. DDE)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 70 | View Replies]

To: BJClinton

Yes, can't believe she's sitting up already. What a little doll! :o)


135 posted on 09/15/2006 9:02:46 AM PDT by Millee (A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 133 | View Replies]

To: BJClinton

Oh please post that!

It is so cute (did you ever get it flat again!?!?)


136 posted on 09/15/2006 9:02:48 AM PDT by najida (The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 133 | View Replies]

To: BJClinton

POST IT!


137 posted on 09/15/2006 9:02:49 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (** Tagline Removed By Admin Moderator **)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 133 | View Replies]

To: BJClinton

A Louisiana hurricane evacuee walks into the local Texas welfare office for his monthly check.

He marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE coming in here drawing welfare month after month, since I left New Orleans. I'd really much rather have a job".

The Texas social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who
wants a chauffeur-bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to
drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year"

The Louisiana guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"

The Texas social worker replies, "Yeah, well, you started it"


138 posted on 09/15/2006 9:04:16 AM PDT by BJClinton (What happens on Free Republic, stays on Google.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 117 | View Replies]

To: r-q-tek86; sully777; Chanticleer; EX52D; fredhead

Whenever I go near a bank, I get withdrawal symptoms.


139 posted on 09/15/2006 9:05:40 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 132 | View Replies]

To: nuke rocketeer
Whenever I go near a bank, I get withdrawal symptoms.

That's my wife... unfortunately... she works at a bank.

140 posted on 09/15/2006 9:06:59 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (** Tagline Removed By Admin Moderator **)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 139 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 101-120121-140141-160 ... 341-359 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson