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The Official Friday Silliness Thread Salutes Life
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| September 15, 2006
| Sully777
Posted on 09/15/2006 2:12:28 AM PDT by sully777
It's Friday.
Life is meant to be lived.



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Education; Gardening; Health/Medicine; History; Hobbies; Humor; Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment; Outdoors; Society; Sports; UFO's; Weird Stuff
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To: r-q-tek86
To: r-q-tek86

Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for next Friday.
122
posted on
09/15/2006 8:49:29 AM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: nuke rocketeer
Oooh, they can put vodka in a baggy now?
123
posted on
09/15/2006 8:51:31 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(What happens on Free Republic, stays on Google.)
To: najida
Gooooooooooooood morning Najida!
124
posted on
09/15/2006 8:52:42 AM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: nuke rocketeer
125
posted on
09/15/2006 8:53:15 AM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: r-q-tek86; sully777; Chanticleer; EX52D
Did you hear about the American Football coach who spent 25 cents to get a better passing game?
It turned out that what he got was worse than before, so he asked for his quarterback.
To: sully777
A train driver on a local city line was also a keen musician. He bought himself a small, painted garden ornament to help him keep his music in time.
He called it his Metro-Gnome.
To: r-q-tek86; sully777; Chanticleer; EX52D; fredhead
Q: Why did the boa constrictors get married.
A: Because they had a crush on each other.
To: sully777
You must have a spy on my old
church league softball team...I was the only one brave (dumb???) enough to actually volunteer for that position. And, without a mask or helmet!
129
posted on
09/15/2006 8:57:16 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(9-11, 5 years later...NEVER forget!)
To: nuke rocketeer; BJClinton; JRios1968; Maximus of Texas; martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows; ...
130
posted on
09/15/2006 8:59:16 AM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: sully777
131
posted on
09/15/2006 8:59:20 AM PDT
by
najida
(The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
To: r-q-tek86; sully777; Chanticleer; EX52D; fredhead
A botanist claimed to have discovered a nomadic tree in the African jungle - apparently it just packs up it's trunk and leaves
To: Millee
Pfft, like one needs a reason.
didja see the Lucy wild-hair pic yet?
133
posted on
09/15/2006 9:00:07 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(What happens on Free Republic, stays on Google.)
To: KevinDavis
Well I took a quiz finally. Used to have something close and would certainly like to fire one o' them Barrett .50's..I'd have "Happy, happy, Joy, Joy."
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You scored as Sniper Rifle. You like sharpshooting. Stealth, accuracy and range are your best friends. So you need sniper rifle (if you don't already have one).
Assault Rifle |
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94% |
Sniper Rifle |
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94% |
Shotgun |
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63% |
SMG |
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44% |
Machinegun |
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38% |
Revolver |
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38% |
Pistol |
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38% |
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What Firearm Fits You Best?created with QuizFarm.com
134
posted on
09/15/2006 9:01:32 AM PDT
by
Karliner
("Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. DDE)
To: BJClinton
Yes, can't believe she's sitting up already. What a little doll! :o)
135
posted on
09/15/2006 9:02:46 AM PDT
by
Millee
(A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)
To: BJClinton
Oh please post that!
It is so cute (did you ever get it flat again!?!?)
136
posted on
09/15/2006 9:02:48 AM PDT
by
najida
(The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
To: BJClinton
137
posted on
09/15/2006 9:02:49 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
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To: BJClinton
A Louisiana hurricane evacuee walks into the local Texas welfare office for his monthly check.
He marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE coming in here drawing welfare month after month, since I left New Orleans. I'd really much rather have a job".
The Texas social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who
wants a chauffeur-bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to
drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year"
The Louisiana guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"
The Texas social worker replies, "Yeah, well, you started it"
138
posted on
09/15/2006 9:04:16 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(What happens on Free Republic, stays on Google.)
To: r-q-tek86; sully777; Chanticleer; EX52D; fredhead
Whenever I go near a bank, I get withdrawal symptoms.
To: nuke rocketeer
Whenever I go near a bank, I get withdrawal symptoms. That's my wife... unfortunately... she works at a bank.
140
posted on
09/15/2006 9:06:59 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
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