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CBS Reveals Top 10 Couric Sign-Off Suggestions
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| September 6, 2006
| by Scott Ott
Posted on 09/06/2006 10:04:50 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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How about: We spin, you decipher.
To: Lucky9teen
Im Katie Couric, and thats the news; Believe It or Not.
To: Lucky9teen
And that's my party's talking points.
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posted on
09/06/2006 10:12:12 AM PDT
by
SampleMan
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/06/2006 10:13:46 AM PDT
by
Gay State Conservative
("An empty limousine pulled up and Hillary Clinton got out")
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/06/2006 10:14:02 AM PDT
by
Lexington Green
(Peace Through Victory)
To: Lucky9teen
I could hear her say something like: 'I'm Katie Couric and that's how I see it.'
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posted on
09/06/2006 10:15:15 AM PDT
by
GreenAccord
(I just spell-checked MOONBAT. Shouldn't that be in the FR lexicon as a valid word?)
To: Lucky9teen
To quote Dot Warner of 'Aminamiacs':
"It makes me feel all warm and squishy... I must need a diaper!"
Jack.
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posted on
09/06/2006 10:15:18 AM PDT
by
Jack Deth
(Knight Errant and Disemboweler of the WFTD Thread)
To: Lucky9teen
I'm thinking about
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy when Will Ferrell slavishly reads his promper and
signs off by telling San Diego to go #%$^ themselves.
Then he gets up and walks past all the shocked crew, telling them it was the best broadcast oblivious of what he just read.
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posted on
09/06/2006 11:18:13 AM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: Lucky9teen
katie is the female version
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posted on
09/06/2006 12:32:02 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(When you take my gin from my cold, dead hand....)
To: Lucky9teen
"I'm perky Katie. We had Bush and you should to."
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posted on
09/06/2006 12:34:23 PM PDT
by
AxelPaulsenJr
(Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.)
To: AxelPaulsenJr
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posted on
09/06/2006 12:34:56 PM PDT
by
AxelPaulsenJr
(Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.)
To: Lucky9teen
10. Well, theres 22 minutes of your life you can never get back. I like that one!
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posted on
09/06/2006 2:34:42 PM PDT
by
Recovering_Democrat
(I am SO glad to no longer be associated with the party of "dependence on government"!)
To: Lucky9teen; Fiddlstix; NorCalRepub; humblegunner; SZonian; ChandyB71; jonathanmo; half-cajun; ...
Pinging the usual suspects!
![](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v226/humblegunner/KateLoot.jpg)
(courtesy of Humblegunner)
(anyone wanting on or off the satire ping list, let me know!)
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posted on
09/06/2006 3:10:24 PM PDT
by
NYTexan
To: TexasCajun; Lucky9teen
"See you again tommorrow .......... this is Katie Couric ...... on your nerves."
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posted on
09/06/2006 3:20:07 PM PDT
by
beyond the sea
(Face piles of trials with smiles, It riles them to believe that you perceive the web that they weave)
To: Lucky9teen
I'm Katie Couric
and you're not.
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posted on
09/06/2006 3:20:54 PM PDT
by
MrEdd
(The easiest way to LIE with statistics is to use the average instead of the Median.)
To: GreenAccord
what was the actual sign off phrase?
To: AxelPaulsenJr
"I'm Katie. My legs are stronger than any Democrat's backbone."
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posted on
09/06/2006 3:21:53 PM PDT
by
beyond the sea
(Face piles of trials with smiles, It riles them to believe that you perceive the web that they weave)
To: Lucky9teen
Ben Lurken had a good one.
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posted on
09/06/2006 3:22:26 PM PDT
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: NYTexan
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posted on
09/06/2006 3:24:02 PM PDT
by
beyond the sea
(Face piles of trials with smiles, It riles them to believe that you perceive the web that they weave)
To: Lucky9teen
Here's the only thing she could do: "I'm Katie Couric, and now, our daily commentary by Rush Limbaugh."
Otherwise, I give her 2 years, max.
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posted on
09/06/2006 3:24:02 PM PDT
by
AmishDude
(`[N]on-state actors' can project force around the world more easily than Canada". -- Mark Steyn)
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