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There's a Bird On My Head
Kathleen Gilroy ^
| 6/15/2006
| Kathleen Gilroy
Posted on 08/20/2006 2:53:52 PM PDT by Dallas59
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posted on
08/20/2006 2:53:53 PM PDT
by
Dallas59
To: Dallas59
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posted on
08/20/2006 2:54:55 PM PDT
by
bannie
(HILLARY: Not all perversions are sexual.)
To: Dallas59
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posted on
08/20/2006 2:55:29 PM PDT
by
Michael Goldsberry
(Lt. Bruce C. Fryar USN 01-02-70 Laos)
To: Dallas59
You may have a future on the late-nite shows... Leno and the other buffoons should be calling any moment for booking dates.
Medical suggestion: get a straw hat and let him land on that, and wash your hair very thoroughly with a good anti-bacteria shampoo (Neutrogena), as birds carry a lot of bacteria and disease, and you don't want to get any of that in your system.
Otherwise, you've got a class act and can take it on the road, IMO. If you can get him to say, "It's Bush's fault", you've got another 2 years to make millions with the lib-dem trash shows!
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiing, Oprah is calling...
To: Dallas59
Sounds likelse hadfed him and released him, but he's imprinted on humans. Just let him be, do your own thing and he will probably be fine, gradually losing his attraction for people.
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posted on
08/20/2006 3:00:43 PM PDT
by
piasa
(Attitude Adjustments Offered Here Free of Charge)
To: Dallas59
My suggestion:
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posted on
08/20/2006 3:00:54 PM PDT
by
A.Hun
(Common sense is no longer common.)
To: Dallas59
If she promises to stand real still, I think I can prolly shoot it off.
Owl_Eagle
If what I just wrote made you sad or angry,
it was probably just a joke.
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posted on
08/20/2006 3:01:10 PM PDT
by
End Times Sentinel
(In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
To: Dallas59
Look at the breast, that's no robin. Look at the beak. Parrot?
Someone's escaped pet?
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posted on
08/20/2006 3:01:54 PM PDT
by
Michael Goldsberry
(Lt. Bruce C. Fryar USN 01-02-70 Laos)
To: piasa
Sounds likelse ==> sounds like someone else
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posted on
08/20/2006 3:02:00 PM PDT
by
piasa
(Attitude Adjustments Offered Here Free of Charge)
To: Dallas59
everyone knows that while you can't keep the birds from flying over your head, you can keep them from building a nest in your hair.
To: Dallas59
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posted on
08/20/2006 3:02:31 PM PDT
by
MarineBrat
(Muslims - The "flesh eating bacteria" version of humans.)
To: Dallas59
and thank God it's not an alligator.
To: Dallas59
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posted on
08/20/2006 3:03:35 PM PDT
by
ovrtaxt
(We gotta watch out for the Hellbazoo and the Hamas...)
To: Dallas59
He doesn't look much like a robin in that photo, though. Do you have a better picture?
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posted on
08/20/2006 3:04:33 PM PDT
by
piasa
(Attitude Adjustments Offered Here Free of Charge)
To: Dallas59
I have to check back to this thread. LOL.
To: Dallas59
To: piasa
You'll have to ask her. It's the only one she posted.
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posted on
08/20/2006 3:14:05 PM PDT
by
Dallas59
(ISLAMOFASCISM!!!!)
To: piasa
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posted on
08/20/2006 3:16:35 PM PDT
by
Dallas59
(ISLAMOFASCISM!!!!)
To: Michael Goldsberry
Look at the breast, that's no robin. Look at the beak. Parrot?
&&
Holy moly! Is that really enlarged from the photo, or are you joking?
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posted on
08/20/2006 3:17:41 PM PDT
by
Bigg Red
(Never trust Democrats with national security.)
To: Bigg Red
I was trying to ID the bird. Black parrot, IMHO.
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