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Official Friday Silliness Thread Salutes Double Meanings.
The BBC because Brits are silly by nature ^ | 7-28-06 | sully777

Posted on 07/28/2006 12:19:03 AM PDT by sully777

Phrases that sound innocent as well as dirty--depending on your mindset:


Petra told Ingrid, "You have a lovely rug."
Let's grab something at the golden arches.
St. Louis was once known as Mound City.
She was caught raising the flag this weekend.
The cavernous hole is wet with dew.
She favored wood as a golfer.
No one ever confused Lance as a wine sipper; hard stuff was his passion.
There was ecstatic joy as Marc Spitz lapped the pool several times in triumph, until he accidently fell into the mud.
We were in a tight spot as our camels' toes were stuck in the sand.
They sat silently, watching a Yankee game, when Bearnice cried out in delight, "Randy Johnson's pitches are high hard ones!" The girls nodded knowingly.
Shag was her favorite course in rug making at TCC's interior design class.

And the all-time classic:
If I tell you that's tight, will you hold that against me?


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To: sully777
This statue of Hillary is a complete bust:

41 posted on 07/28/2006 2:42:45 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Izzy Dunne

The Red Marxist Queen -- (The Lizard Lady)


42 posted on 07/28/2006 3:15:26 AM PDT by beyond the sea (The truth exists even when it is ignored.)
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To: sully777

43 posted on 07/28/2006 3:51:07 AM PDT by Dumpster Baby ("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
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To: sully777

Hey, George Carlin once said that some words have two meanings....even in a Walt Disney movie you can say, "We're gonna snatch this pussy, put him in a box and bring him on the plane with us."


44 posted on 07/28/2006 4:15:16 AM PDT by fredhead (Women want me....Fish fear me....Oh well, one out of two ain't bad.)
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To: sully777
It used to be wine, women and song.....now it's beer, the old lady and TV.
45 posted on 07/28/2006 4:17:48 AM PDT by fredhead (Women want me....Fish fear me....Oh well, one out of two ain't bad.)
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To: sully777

46 posted on 07/28/2006 4:18:30 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: fredhead

Top 50 !!!!!!!!!!!


47 posted on 07/28/2006 4:19:48 AM PDT by scott0347 (Commander of the 0347th Lancer Brigade, Operator of the Immaculate Steamroller)
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To: scott0347

Top 50 not hard to do this early in the morning.


48 posted on 07/28/2006 4:40:04 AM PDT by fredhead (Women want me....Fish fear me....Oh well, one out of two ain't bad.)
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To: fredhead

50?


49 posted on 07/28/2006 4:40:26 AM PDT by fredhead (Women want me....Fish fear me....Oh well, one out of two ain't bad.)
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To: fredhead

50!!!!!!!!!!!


50 posted on 07/28/2006 4:40:39 AM PDT by fredhead (Women want me....Fish fear me....Oh well, one out of two ain't bad.)
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To: scott0347
Going after some of these tomorrow Spanish Mackerel
51 posted on 07/28/2006 4:42:25 AM PDT by fredhead (Women want me....Fish fear me....Oh well, one out of two ain't bad.)
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To: sully777
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting Same kitty the next morning????...swearing to never drink again. LOL
52 posted on 07/28/2006 4:51:38 AM PDT by sassygirl
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To: Dumpster Baby
Speaking of silliness, who can forget the incomparable comedy team of Howard, Fine and Howard?
53 posted on 07/28/2006 4:53:18 AM PDT by fredhead (Women want me....Fish fear me....Oh well, one out of two ain't bad.)
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To: fredhead
Or Chico, Harpo, and Groucho?
54 posted on 07/28/2006 4:55:13 AM PDT by fredhead (Women want me....Fish fear me....Oh well, one out of two ain't bad.)
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To: sully777

That is my all-time favorite Larson!

Sadly, I fit it...


55 posted on 07/28/2006 4:59:40 AM PDT by Hoodlum91 (I've been rocked.)
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To: sully777

Present


56 posted on 07/28/2006 5:08:04 AM PDT by JRios1968 (There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)
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To: fredhead

Spanish Mackerel? Just gobbling up the bait that American Mackerel won't? :-)


57 posted on 07/28/2006 5:22:51 AM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (Rugged individualists of the world, unite!)
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To: sully777
No proper salute to double entendre could be complete without mentioning these thespians:


58 posted on 07/28/2006 5:30:24 AM PDT by Hemingway's Ghost (Spirit of '75)
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To: sully777
This is funny..........


59 posted on 07/28/2006 5:36:00 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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To: sully777; BJClinton; EX52D

British Double Entendres

Some of the finest double entendres on British TV & Radio

Michael Burke on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."

Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."

Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

Jack Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on World Superbike racing: "Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet he wished he had a hard on now."

Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith Keppel on This Morning: "She was practising fastest finger first by herself in bed last night."

'Winning Post's' Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's formidable lead: "Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees."

Ross King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond: "Well Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg."

Cricketer Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: "With his lovely soft hands he just tossed it off."

Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."

James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked: "What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"

Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69."

The new stand at Doncaster race course took Brough Scott's breath away..."My word," he said. "Look at that magnificent erection."

Willie Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a big race when he said: "They usually have four or five dreams a night about coming from different positions."

Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ... Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"

Metro Radio - "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."

Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."

New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."

Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"


60 posted on 07/28/2006 5:40:26 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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