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Official Friday Silliness Thread Salutes Double Meanings.
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| 7-28-06
| sully777
Posted on 07/28/2006 12:19:03 AM PDT by sully777
Phrases that sound innocent as well as dirty--depending on your mindset:
Petra told Ingrid, "You have a lovely rug."
Let's grab something at the golden arches.
St. Louis was once known as Mound City.
She was caught raising the flag this weekend.
The cavernous hole is wet with dew.
She favored wood as a golfer.
No one ever confused Lance as a wine sipper; hard stuff was his passion.
There was ecstatic joy as Marc Spitz lapped the pool several times in triumph, until he accidently fell into the mud.
We were in a tight spot as our camels' toes were stuck in the sand.
They sat silently, watching a Yankee game, when Bearnice cried out in delight, "Randy Johnson's pitches are high hard ones!" The girls nodded knowingly.
Shag was her favorite course in rug making at TCC's interior design class.
And the all-time classic:
If I tell you that's tight, will you hold that against me?
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To: nuke rocketeer
To: SquirrelKing
Groucho: "Do you rhumba?"
Woman: "Why, yes!"
Groucho: "Then take a rhumba from one to ten."
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posted on
07/28/2006 10:21:13 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(Women want me....Fish fear me....Oh well, one out of two ain't bad.)
To: SquirrelKing
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posted on
07/28/2006 10:24:23 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(Women want me....Fish fear me....Oh well, one out of two ain't bad.)
To: SquirrelKing
To: SquirrelKing
To: sully777
First guy: Hey,whats the difference between the toilet paper and the shower curtain?
Second guy: Uhh...I don't know.
First guy: So..your the one!
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posted on
07/28/2006 10:26:25 AM PDT
by
4yearlurker
(12th district Freeper.)
To: nuke rocketeer
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posted on
07/28/2006 10:26:26 AM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Crazier than a rattlesnake at a Thai wedding)
To: nuke rocketeer
To: nuke rocketeer
189
posted on
07/28/2006 10:27:03 AM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Crazier than a rattlesnake at a Thai wedding)
To: nuke rocketeer
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posted on
07/28/2006 10:30:07 AM PDT
by
najida
(The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
To: Tijeras_Slim; SquirrelKing
To: nuke rocketeer; SquirrelKing
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posted on
07/28/2006 10:31:49 AM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: najida
To: sully777; Tijeras_Slim; SquirrelKing
To: 4yearlurker
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posted on
07/28/2006 10:33:39 AM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: TrueKnightGalahad
Blonde Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"
Operator: "I'm sorry, I don't understand who you are talking about".
Blond Caller: "On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning.
Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"
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posted on
07/28/2006 10:35:16 AM PDT
by
JJR RNCH
(Your mother doesn't work here!! Clean up after YOURSELF.)
To: najida
Afternoon Naj. Watch out for the office dancer
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posted on
07/28/2006 10:36:23 AM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: sully777; SquirrelKing

Dang,its hot!
To: JJR RNCH
Hello
Hello, Jack?
Why is every person laughing???
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posted on
07/28/2006 10:40:37 AM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: nuke rocketeer
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