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Official Friday Silliness Thread Salutes Double Meanings.
The BBC because Brits are silly by nature ^ | 7-28-06 | sully777

Posted on 07/28/2006 12:19:03 AM PDT by sully777

Phrases that sound innocent as well as dirty--depending on your mindset:


Petra told Ingrid, "You have a lovely rug."
Let's grab something at the golden arches.
St. Louis was once known as Mound City.
She was caught raising the flag this weekend.
The cavernous hole is wet with dew.
She favored wood as a golfer.
No one ever confused Lance as a wine sipper; hard stuff was his passion.
There was ecstatic joy as Marc Spitz lapped the pool several times in triumph, until he accidently fell into the mud.
We were in a tight spot as our camels' toes were stuck in the sand.
They sat silently, watching a Yankee game, when Bearnice cried out in delight, "Randy Johnson's pitches are high hard ones!" The girls nodded knowingly.
Shag was her favorite course in rug making at TCC's interior design class.

And the all-time classic:
If I tell you that's tight, will you hold that against me?


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To: nuke rocketeer

BWUHAHAHAHA!


181 posted on 07/28/2006 10:14:56 AM PDT by SquirrelKing
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To: SquirrelKing

Groucho: "Do you rhumba?"
Woman: "Why, yes!"
Groucho: "Then take a rhumba from one to ten."


182 posted on 07/28/2006 10:21:13 AM PDT by fredhead (Women want me....Fish fear me....Oh well, one out of two ain't bad.)
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To: SquirrelKing

Listen to this

http://www.evl.uic.edu/pape/Marx/sounds/dull.wav


183 posted on 07/28/2006 10:24:23 AM PDT by fredhead (Women want me....Fish fear me....Oh well, one out of two ain't bad.)
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184 posted on 07/28/2006 10:24:57 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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To: SquirrelKing

185 posted on 07/28/2006 10:26:22 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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To: sully777
First guy: Hey,whats the difference between the toilet paper and the shower curtain?

Second guy: Uhh...I don't know.


First guy: So..your the one!
186 posted on 07/28/2006 10:26:25 AM PDT by 4yearlurker (12th district Freeper.)
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To: nuke rocketeer

187 posted on 07/28/2006 10:26:26 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Crazier than a rattlesnake at a Thai wedding)
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To: nuke rocketeer
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188 posted on 07/28/2006 10:26:39 AM PDT by EveningStar
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To: nuke rocketeer

4 seconds!


189 posted on 07/28/2006 10:27:03 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Crazier than a rattlesnake at a Thai wedding)
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To: nuke rocketeer

I love Elvira.


190 posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:07 AM PDT by najida (The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
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191 posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:14 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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192 posted on 07/28/2006 10:31:49 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: najida

Me TWO!


193 posted on 07/28/2006 10:32:16 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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194 posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:26 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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To: 4yearlurker

195 posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:39 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: TrueKnightGalahad
Blonde Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"

Operator: "I'm sorry, I don't understand who you are talking about".

Blond Caller: "On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning.

Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"

196 posted on 07/28/2006 10:35:16 AM PDT by JJR RNCH (Your mother doesn't work here!! Clean up after YOURSELF.)
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To: najida
Afternoon Naj. Watch out for the office dancer


197 posted on 07/28/2006 10:36:23 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: sully777; SquirrelKing

Dang,its hot!

198 posted on 07/28/2006 10:40:35 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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To: JJR RNCH


Hello

Hello, Jack?

Why is every person laughing???
199 posted on 07/28/2006 10:40:37 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: nuke rocketeer

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200 posted on 07/28/2006 10:40:47 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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