Posted on 07/07/2006 2:26:47 AM PDT by sully777
You don't eat them and you sure don't want to put your fingers in it's mouth to get the hook out. That's why the pliers.
(Directions/Map) 3380 Beaver Road
Union, KY 41091-9627
859-384-3522
BigBoneLick@ky.gov
Reserve a campsite online at Big Bone Lick State Park
That is back in the day....
Oh my!
Did you like the wings?
I got my friend a gag gift that was a condom repair kit. It said for Cheap F*cks like you.
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You may be a Redneck Pilot if:
1. Your stall warning plays DIXIE.
2. Your cross-country flight plan uses flea markets as
checkpoints.
3. You think sectionals should show trailer parks.
4. You've ever used moonshine as AV-Gas.
5. Your 172's wheel pants have mud flaps with a chrome
silhouette of a reclining nude.
6. Your toothpick keeps poking your mike.
7. You've ever taxied around the airport just drinking
beer.
8. You wouldn't be caught dead in a Grumman Yankee.
9. You use an old sweet mix sack as a windsock.
10. You constantly confuse "Beechcraft" with
"Beechnut."
11. You've never flown a nose-wheel airplane.
12. You refer to formation flying as "We got us a
convoy."
13. Your matched set of lightweight flying luggage is
3 grocery bags from Piggly Wiggly.
14. You have a gun rack in the rear window.
15. You have more than one roll of duct tape holding
your cowling on.
16. You figure mud and manure in your weight and
balance calculations.
17. You siphon gas from your tractor to go flying.
18. You've never landed at an actual airport even
though you've been flying for over 20-years.
19. You've ever ground looped to avoid hitting a cow.
20. You consider anything over 500-ft AGL as High
Altitude Flying.
21. There are parts on your aircraft labeled "John
Deere."
22. You don't own a current sectional, but have all
the Texaco road maps for your area.
23. There's a brown streak down each side of your
airplane; exhaust on the right side and tobacco on the
left.
24. You have to buzz the strip to chase off the
livestock before landing.
25. You use an old parachute for a portable hanger.
26. You've ever landed on Main Street for a cup of
coffee.
27. The tread pattern, if any, on all three of your
tires is different.
28. You have a pair of fuzzy dice and some small
copper shoes hanging from the Magnetic Compass.
29. You put straw in the baggage compartment so your
dogs don't get cold.
30. You've got matching bumper stickers on each side
of the vertical stabilizer.
31. There are grass stains on the tips of your
propeller.
32. Somewhere on your plane, there's a bumper sticker
that reads "I'd rather be fishing."
33. You navigate with your ADF tuned to only AM
country stations.
34. You think an ultra light is a new sissy beer from
Budweiser.
35. Just before the crash, everybody on the UNICOM
heard you say, "Hey Y'all-Watch This!"
I
own it
now
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