Posted on 06/29/2006 11:45:23 PM PDT by sully777
IF YOU DO KNOW YOUR HYMNS, IT IS A HOOT!!!
Dentist's Hymn...................Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman's Hymn.......There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor's Hymn...............The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn......................Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn.............There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn..............Standing on the Promises
Optometrist's Hymn............Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn.................I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn........................Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn.................Send The Light
The Shopper's Hymn.....................Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor's Hymn.....I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
The Massage Therapist's Hymn......He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn.................... The Great Physician
AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:
45mph....................God Will Take Care of You
65mph....................Nearer My God To Thee
85mph....................This World Is Not My Home
95mph....................Lord, I'm Coming Home
100mph..................Precious Memories
My 4 year old insists on going into the handicap stall with me, because he says there is not enough room in the other ones for both of us and then he wonders why he can barely reach the toilet to pee standing.
Whelp. I am off to beddybye.
Catch you tomorrow...er...later today!
Good night
Must. Sleep.
Nite!
Ah, the running of the dogs at Puplona! Have you been there?
Ping for later
FredHead checking in......
Teaching a course this week, 50 question final test and the course is over this morning. I'll check back in later.
I leave you with this from Wednesday night's Blue Collar TV:
I believe....
(Jeff Foxworthy) I believe there's more than one way to skin a cat....and the cat's not gonna like any of them.
(Larry the Cable Guy) I believe I have six-pack abs....there's just a keg on top of them.
(Ron White) I believe there's nothing wrong with sex on television...or the couch, or the floor, or the kitchen table.........
BTW check out the tagline.
I'm here.
FR seems to have been down for over an hour and a half this morning.
Bush's fault.
Sorry for the loss.
A little silliness might help ya......
Checking in. Glad FR is back up!!!
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