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Official Friday Silliness Thread Salutes the 4th of July Weekend
bartleby.com ^ | 6-30-06 | sully777

Posted on 06/29/2006 11:45:23 PM PDT by sully777




TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Humor; Miscellaneous; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: doublesense; fireworks; forth; independenceday; july4th; ofst; raisetheflag; silly; twomeanings; yippee
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To: Lucky9teen

201 posted on 06/30/2006 10:36:15 AM PDT by JJR RNCH (Your mother doesn't work here!! Clean up after YOURSELF.)
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To: HOTTIEBOY

too


202 posted on 06/30/2006 10:36:18 AM PDT by HOTTIEBOY (I'm your huckleberry)
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To: JJR RNCH

Dagnabbit!@!


203 posted on 06/30/2006 10:36:57 AM PDT by HOTTIEBOY (I'm your huckleberry)
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To: BJClinton
The Stance," which consisted of balancing over the toilet in a sitting position without actually letting any of your flesh make contact with the toilet seat.

Y'know, I get my best thinking done on the crapper. Just sit there, relax, let the coffee do its' job. It is both cathartic and philosophically enlightening. <==Some women are smart enough to do this in the privacy of their own homes...

Women don't get this. They have to squat, struggle and almost fight the whole process. They don't get the meditative focusing required for the deep pondering of life's secrets.

This is probably why men are smarter than women.

Women don't have the luxury of holding on to thier brain while tinkling in a public restroom.

204 posted on 06/30/2006 10:37:34 AM PDT by Kate of Spice Island (Nothing matters but the weekend...from a Tuesday point of view!)
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To: HOTTIEBOY

Punishment from the beer gods...


205 posted on 06/30/2006 10:37:54 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (** Tagline Removed By Admin Moderator **)
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To: ShadowAce; CJ Wolf

206 posted on 06/30/2006 10:38:26 AM PDT by sully777 (wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
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To: sully777

I'm actually a 41 Studebaker Pickup. Shhh don't tell anyone.


207 posted on 06/30/2006 10:39:34 AM PDT by Shaun_MD (In God We Trust. In Might we remain free.)
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To: r-q-tek86

But...

But I AM the beer god.


208 posted on 06/30/2006 10:39:42 AM PDT by HOTTIEBOY (I'm your huckleberry)
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To: sully777

209 posted on 06/30/2006 10:39:45 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
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To: HOTTIEBOY

210 posted on 06/30/2006 10:40:55 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
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To: HOTTIEBOY

211 posted on 06/30/2006 10:43:23 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
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To: r-q-tek86; HOTTIEBOY; BJClinton; wallcrawlr

Phrases that sound innocent and dirty depending on your mindset:

Swedish plush carpeting
Mound builders
Raising the flag
Cave dweller
Wine drinker
Camels in the sand
He pitched a high hard one
Keep off the grass
Will you hold that against me?


212 posted on 06/30/2006 10:44:25 AM PDT by sully777 (wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
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To: Hydroshock

I'm a CORVETTE too!


213 posted on 06/30/2006 10:45:15 AM PDT by zeaal (SPREAD TRUTH!)
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To: Shaun_MD

214 posted on 06/30/2006 10:46:56 AM PDT by sully777 (wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
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To: nina0113

Ping to post #14.


215 posted on 06/30/2006 10:47:10 AM PDT by Steve0113 (Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. -A.L.)
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To: fredhead
I hit 39 8 years ago!

So that means sonnyboy, that you fart dust?

216 posted on 06/30/2006 10:47:27 AM PDT by SERE_DOC ("9 out of the 10 voices in my head told me to go home & clean my weapons!")
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To: sully777

How did you find my photo you rascal!?


217 posted on 06/30/2006 10:49:56 AM PDT by Shaun_MD (In God We Trust. In Might we remain free.)
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To: JJR RNCH
Here's an interesting photo


218 posted on 06/30/2006 10:52:01 AM PDT by sully777 (wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
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To: SERE_DOC
Dude, 47 ain't so old....if you're a sea turtle!!
219 posted on 06/30/2006 10:55:26 AM PDT by fredhead (Women want me....Fish fear me....Oh well, one out of two ain't bad.)
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To: amxfan2002

WATCH FOR FALLING COWS

near Democrat Hot Springs, California

220 posted on 06/30/2006 10:57:15 AM PDT by JJR RNCH (Your mother doesn't work here!! Clean up after YOURSELF.)
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