Posted on 06/22/2006 9:56:25 PM PDT by sully777
From Drudge-
Claim:Temps Hottest Since Jesus Walked Earth
and just how do they know this? Did Christ carry a thermometer?
Forgot my shirt!!!
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oh, and heres a donkey
HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH POSITIVE OUTLOOK
1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it "Housework."
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Housework
permanently?"
6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....
7. Feel better?
Riding the Range: Horse club offers relaxation and challenge
By Marianna Grigoryan
ArmeniaNow reporter
The woman strokes the horses then dons her riding uniform and hat. Soon the clatter rings out of horse, human and nature united.
“Here I get everything that I can’t find anywhere else,” Diana Khopshanosova, a 38-year-old architect, says with girlish enthusiasm. “I have found a place where wonderful people work and where I can fully enjoy my rest...”
Excerpt from source: http://www.armenianow.com/?action=viewArticle&AID=1557&lng=eng&IID=1085
I used to want to be a gold prospector, but it didn't pan out.
The police caught a burglar last night after he broke into a bathroom window, stood on a set of scales and gave himself a weigh.
I knew someone once who was a monorail enthusiast. He had a one track mind.
The locksmiths' brass band leader was asked to give a keynote speech.
The price of chess pieces was going up. I had to buy quickly, so I decided to contact my pawn broker.
My biologist friend tells me that constantly developing new varieties of plant can be a strain.
A jump-lead walks into a bar, and looks around aggressively at the other customers.
The barman says "All right, I'll serve you... but don't start anything."
Wassup BG???
Happy Friday everybody
Max we just met
I can't believe you ping on the first date
the virtues of donkey milk
http://www.asinus.fr/histoire/info.html
Ya back Max?
You just met Max?
Trust me, turn around and run as fast as you can.
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