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New York Times ^

Posted on 06/01/2006 1:08:49 PM PDT by Buck Ninety-Nine

WASHINGTON, May 31 — After vowing to steer a greater share of antiterrorism money to the highest-risk communities, Department of Homeland Security officials on Wednesday announced 2006 grants that slashed money for New York and Washington 40 percent, while other cities including Omaha and Louisville, Ky., got a surge of new dollars.

Homeland security officials said the grants were a result of a more sophisticated evaluation process

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To: Monkey Face

Beginning to sound erotic.


5,381 posted on 07/31/2006 3:03:51 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..)
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To: EsmeraldaA

:o]

Glad you liked it!


5,382 posted on 07/31/2006 3:03:59 PM PDT by Monkey Face (The REAL sister of the REAL redhead. REALLY!)
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To: stand watie

It was kinda funny, wasn't it? I usually get one or two in my email on Mondays, so I share them here. It's the least I can do, since I don't work any more...


5,383 posted on 07/31/2006 3:05:15 PM PDT by Monkey Face (The REAL sister of the REAL redhead. REALLY!)
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To: Monkey Face

There are Cold golden brown marshmallows?
I don't think so, the skin would fall off.....


Can you freeze marshmallow?


5,384 posted on 07/31/2006 3:06:04 PM PDT by fanfan (WAW - Women Against Weenification!)
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To: bentfeather

Nearly as much fun as giving a cat a pill.


5,385 posted on 07/31/2006 3:07:40 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mohammed was born in the wrong century. He would have made a Wonderful used-car salesman!)
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To: Hi Heels
Exactly.
5,386 posted on 07/31/2006 3:07:46 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
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To: bentfeather

I held my tongue for the first couple of things that came to mind..

Told them to use a hair dryer to soften it up and use a comb..


5,387 posted on 07/31/2006 3:08:23 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..)
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To: fanfan

I don't do marshmallow in any form unless I'm at a campfire.


5,388 posted on 07/31/2006 3:08:59 PM PDT by Monkey Face (The REAL sister of the REAL redhead. REALLY!)
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To: NicknamedBob
Nearly as much fun as giving a cat a pill.
LOL, yes, that can get hairy!
5,389 posted on 07/31/2006 3:09:32 PM PDT by Soaring Feather
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To: A CA Guy

It's possible he's done well covering up extreme biases.

Knowing that many celebs couldn't spell their own name if they hadn't changed it to a simple stage name, I've learned to shrug off their guilt trip induced socialistic public demeaner for the most part.

A few Hollywoodies have terminally pissed me off because they're repetitive offensive offenders who are wrong. And you can tell those who know they're wrong and are still repeating themselves, probably just for publicity . . .


5,390 posted on 07/31/2006 3:09:51 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated)
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To: Hi Heels; fanfan

I don't like marshmallows, either, unless they're toasted, but fluffernutters are deliciously different.


5,391 posted on 07/31/2006 3:11:40 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated)
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To: bentfeather
Nearly did myself a mischief laughing at that.
5,392 posted on 07/31/2006 3:12:26 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
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To: Monkey Face

The Toilet Seat Incident

Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat
on their commode.
Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out. He left to take care of
another matter before she returned. She came in and undressed to take a
shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the commode. As she tried
to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her
to the commode seat.

About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament. They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the commode seat bolts. Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the Hospital Emergency Room. The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her.

Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying "Well, Doctor,
I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before".

The Doctor replied "Actually, I've seen a lot of them. I just never saw one
FRAMED before."


5,393 posted on 07/31/2006 3:13:07 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..)
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To: NicknamedBob

Did you ever read, "How to give a cat an enema"?


5,394 posted on 07/31/2006 3:13:18 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
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To: Lady Jag

ANYTHING is possible LJ, but one thing we both know is this guy should not have been drinking heavily, especially out of the house.


5,395 posted on 07/31/2006 3:13:28 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Or giving a cat a bath.


5,396 posted on 07/31/2006 3:13:41 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..)
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To: Hi Heels
What's that? A whole bunch of clowns?

A friend of mine hates clowns.


5,397 posted on 07/31/2006 3:14:32 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

I used to work with a nurse that had to give her pit bull an enema.


5,398 posted on 07/31/2006 3:14:48 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
LOL!
Nearly did myself a mischief laughing at that.
5,399 posted on 07/31/2006 3:15:03 PM PDT by Soaring Feather
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To: bentfeather

ROFLOL!

Tears running down my face...


5,400 posted on 07/31/2006 3:15:11 PM PDT by fanfan (WAW - Women Against Weenification!)
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