Posted on 03/17/2006 5:49:50 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien
Hmmm...wouldn't you like to know?
I think baker_O'girl is trying to get me drunk. She keeps buying me Guinness. Can you be my designated driver?
What do you think I am? Some kind of flirt?
;-)
Not me...I'm shy.
You won't get mad if I play the old "out of gas on a back road" trick on you?
She might take advantage of you if you're drunk...
I don't think you understand and the judges didn't come right out and say it was dangerous due to libel.
It was inflatable,the kid would be fully contained, kids will puncture the product, it deflates, kid suffocates, kid dies.
The Dry Cleaner bag effect.
see post 366.
I'm not sure I know that one... maybe you can tell me about it on the drive home ;)
I heard one of the producers or something of the show was Simon form AI..
OK. I know I will get flamed for this but here goes. Feel free to come back with your rice rocket jokes. I can take it.
If I didn't have such a close relationship with a large group of Harley riders, I would never get away with this.
TOP 40 THINGS YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A HARLEY RIDER SAY:
40. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
39. I'll take Shakespeare for a thousand, Alex.
38. Duct tape won't fix that.
37. Hey, Peaches? I think we should sell the pickup and buy a minivan.
36. Come to think of it, I'll have a martini.
35. We don't keep no firearms in this house.
34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
33. You can't feed that to the dog.
32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
30. Wrestling's fake.
29. Hey, Peaches? Did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
28. We're vegetarians.
27. Do you think my gut is too big?
26. I'll have grapefruit and whole wheat toast instead of the biscuits and gravy.
25. Listen, Peaches. I love animals too, but we just don't need another dog.
24. Who gives a damn about NASCAR? Let's watch soccer!
23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
22. Nope. I’m going to have to say quits after this new ink. Ten tattoos is enough for any man.
21. Smoking is such a nasty habit.
20. I just couldn't find a thing at K-Mart today.
19. I wonder if I can get some quieter pipes?
18. Hand me that metric wrench there.
17. The tires on that truck are too big.
16. "That's one small step for man. One giant leap for mankind."
15. I've got it all on the C: drive.
14. Light beer just tastes better.
13. Sturgis is too far to ride to.
12. Brass knuckles and chains are for sissies. I prefer kung-fu!
11. Hustler? No, I subscribe to National Geographic.
10. I shaved my beard.
9. Checkmate.
8. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
7. Cleanliness is next to godliness.
6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
5. Do these leather chaps make my ass look too big?
4. I'd like to open this annual meeting of the International Neurosurgery Association with a poem written by Robert Frost ...
3. I’m thinking of going back to school.
2. Those shorts really ought to be a little longer there, Peaches. I mean, hell, your ass is showing when you ride behind me.
... and the number one thing you will never hear a Harley owner say:
1. No more for me. I'm ridin'!
Oops... I told the bar tender to keep bringing them... and to put it on your tab
Well...you know...it can be fun.
;-)
;o)
LOL, I have seen that before.
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