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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** 03/17/2006

Posted on 03/17/2006 5:49:50 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Humor; UFO's
KEYWORDS: bosco; every1irishtoday; kissmeimirish
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To: Tatze

PeaceMcBaby sounds like something you'd get at the McDonalds on the corner of Peachtree and 10th street downtown...late at night.


201 posted on 03/17/2006 7:39:33 AM PST by peacebaby (Grady Collins McLendon are my Scotch Irish ancestors.)
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To: ShadowAce

I'll be wearing orange today!!!!


202 posted on 03/17/2006 7:40:14 AM PST by Lucretia Borgia
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To: conservativebabe

You have me beat. I only have 3 -- 17, 14 (tomorrow), and 6. I snuck a girl (9) in there.


203 posted on 03/17/2006 7:40:24 AM PST by Chanticleer (Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)
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To: Tatze

Hey, Tatze, can I use your Patty O'Furniture to dance an Irish gig on?


204 posted on 03/17/2006 7:41:11 AM PST by peacebaby (Grady Collins McLendon are my Scotch Irish ancestors.)
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To: Chanticleer

Our third was our attempt at a girl. After he came along, we figured if we kept trying for a girl, we'd just end up with a whole football team, so we gave up.


205 posted on 03/17/2006 7:41:47 AM PST by conservativebabe
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To: RockinRight
I'm ¼ Irish.

What do I get?

Two or three inches . . . if your wife or girlfriend is lucky.

(ba-dum-bump)

206 posted on 03/17/2006 7:44:59 AM PST by Hemingway's Ghost (Spirit of '75)
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To: peacebaby

Table Dance?? Hell yes!!!


207 posted on 03/17/2006 7:45:32 AM PST by Tatze (I voted for John Kerry before I voted against him!)
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To: conservativebabe

I love my daughter, wouldn't trade her for the world, I was apprehensive when I found out she was a she. I can handle boys. They are loud, messy, and active, but predictable. Girls are more complicated. My sweetie is loud, messy, active, and emotional. Not looking forward to puberty.


208 posted on 03/17/2006 7:46:58 AM PST by Chanticleer (Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)
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To: Hemingway's Ghost; RockinRight

Oh, geez...I just got the joke...I swear I'm a brunette.


209 posted on 03/17/2006 7:47:34 AM PST by peacebaby (Grady Collins McLendon are my Scotch Irish ancestors.)
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To: Chanticleer

Luckily, for us, our friends have girls, so we still get to enjoy them.


210 posted on 03/17/2006 7:48:58 AM PST by conservativebabe
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To: Xenophobic Alien

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom.
Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"Oh....it varies, but some folks give as much as a gallon."


211 posted on 03/17/2006 7:50:43 AM PST by fatboynic
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To: peacebaby
Lava Lamp We love you, Peacebaby.
212 posted on 03/17/2006 7:50:49 AM PST by Chanticleer (Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)
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To: peacebaby
Oh, geez...I just got the joke...I swear I'm a brunette.

Weiner jokes are always funny.

213 posted on 03/17/2006 7:51:05 AM PST by Hemingway's Ghost (Spirit of '75)
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To: fatboynic

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!


214 posted on 03/17/2006 7:52:09 AM PST by RockinRight (Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR)
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To: Chanticleer

I have 2 girls and a boy, I'm thinking of trading them in for another dog.


215 posted on 03/17/2006 7:52:24 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien (I have to remember not to respond to article in the news section!)
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To: Chanticleer

oh, thank you, Chanticleer. I've got a lava lamp, btw, and a disco ball, too.

I'm looking at a beaded halter top I'd love to buy and wear to ST. Pete...it's $250!


216 posted on 03/17/2006 7:52:57 AM PST by peacebaby (Grady Collins McLendon are my Scotch Irish ancestors.)
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To: Chanticleer

Brace yourself...my daughter is 17.


217 posted on 03/17/2006 7:53:30 AM PST by EX52D (They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
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To: Hemingway's Ghost

was that a weiner joke?

:`)


218 posted on 03/17/2006 7:54:08 AM PST by peacebaby (Grady Collins McLendon are my Scotch Irish ancestors.)
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To: Xenophobic Alien
Puppy 2 I've had those moments.
219 posted on 03/17/2006 7:54:22 AM PST by Chanticleer (Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)
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To: peacebaby

You'll look fabulous!


220 posted on 03/17/2006 7:55:24 AM PST by Chanticleer (Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)
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