Posted on 03/07/2006 3:00:37 PM PST by pcottraux
And now for tonights Dinklemeyer:
This one is continuing the story started last week: Deathball. This story is a culmination of the awful memories I have being forced to play volleyball in Middle School.
Enjoy.
Oh good. I look forward to these.
Great job Phil! Do I see the Oscar sticking it's tongue out?
Love how you slipped in a Chuck Norris reference!
Wow, you guys are jumping on early tonight!
I know, I've got to get off these Chuck Norris jokes. I'm addicted. Some people are addicted to smoking, some to drinking...I'm addicted to Chuck Norris jokes.
Indeed you do. He's actually kind of sick looking, holding his stomach and all, don't you think?
Glad I can be of service.
George C. is tough, tough, tough. And smarter than the average bear. And better all the way around. Boy, did you peg him.
No, the skull won't bounce very well, I'm sure. LOL
As I remember war-ball, a player on one team would loft a floater and a couple of his teammates would nail the guy as he settled under the floater. Of course if he caught it you were not out, because he had already been eliminated. Some of the clowns NEVER figured that out. Week end, week out, they fell for the high/low trick. Thats pretty much how we spotted the losers, the ones that could not master that trick. I'd swear Gore and Kerry were there parked under the ball floating toward them, then they would whine and cry to the teacher. Most got nailed then learned.
OMG!!! Yes. He looks like he's gonna hurl!!!!!! LOL!
I assume that's George Clooney?
Actually, I am so far out of the US entertainment culture that I don't really understand the first comic. Dinklemeyer, I get.
I'm making fun of the Oscars.
When the actor George Clooney accepted his Oscar the other night, he publicly stated that he was "proud of being out of touch with the American people, because he's AHEAD of the American people."
The liberal arrogance is outrageous.
You assume correctly.
Had to say goodbye to The Hub again for the next week and a half...so I tend to seek my buddies out on FReep for companionship. He's off to Palm Springs for the Pacific Life Open. Lucky bastard. :P He'll be at a booth representing his civvie job. It's not all bad though, cause I am leaving for The House Of Mouse on Saturday (YIPPPEEE!!!!) with my sister-in-laws and their kiddies.
I was just using the process of elimination...
"It's not Charlton Heston, it's not....."
Indicating that there may have been a time in the Academy's history where winners were a little more worthy.
sweet! chuck Norris! thanks PC
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