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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** 3/3/06
What's a source? | 3/3/06 | Me

Posted on 03/03/2006 5:38:05 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ducttape; ofst; shoppinggame; shoppinglist; tgif
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To: Hoodlum91

80s hair metal wig

Spandex

Handcuffs

Strawberries


81 posted on 03/03/2006 6:30:23 AM PST by RockinRight (Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
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To: Auntbee; Maximus of Texas

Max is invited?

ooooh, honey, let's get out our whips.


82 posted on 03/03/2006 6:30:32 AM PST by peacebaby (The wicked games people play.)
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To: peacebaby

83 posted on 03/03/2006 6:30:54 AM PST by demkicker (democrats and terrorists are familiar bedfellows)
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To: Auntbee

It would help if actually read the posts. Now that I have, I'll put together a list but I want to see yours first. I'll be shopping at Super Wal-Mart.


84 posted on 03/03/2006 6:30:59 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: Maximus of Texas

See #22.


85 posted on 03/03/2006 6:32:12 AM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: Xenophobic Alien
5 pound block of lard

putty knife

25' extension cord

jumper cables
86 posted on 03/03/2006 6:32:36 AM PST by Cyber Ninja (His legacy is a stain on the dress.)
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To: demkicker

HILARIOUS!


87 posted on 03/03/2006 6:33:05 AM PST by peacebaby (The wicked games people play.)
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To: peacebaby

I always have mine out. Especially if Max is around.


88 posted on 03/03/2006 6:33:20 AM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: peacebaby

Lawnmower

Bag of Doritos

Container of Crisco

One large Zucchini


89 posted on 03/03/2006 6:33:36 AM PST by RockinRight (Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
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To: Xenophobic Alien

Gifilte Fish
Koseher Hot Dogs
Condoms
Pork Rump Roast


90 posted on 03/03/2006 6:34:26 AM PST by trac220
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To: reagan_fanatic

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that's just wrong on sooooo many fronts. LMAO


91 posted on 03/03/2006 6:34:34 AM PST by moviegirl (I guide this ride)
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To: martin_fierro
Click below for audio:


92 posted on 03/03/2006 6:34:40 AM PST by pookie18 ([Hillary Rotten] Clinton Happens...as does Dr. Demento Dean, Bela Pelosi & Benedick Durbin!!)
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To: Xenophobic Alien; Auntbee; PaulaB; Rose of Sharn; motormouth; EX52D; day10; teenyelliott; ...
"Shopping game...four items be innocuous in and of themselves in combination would completely freak out the checkout clerk, or at least make him/her wonder what in the hell you've got planned for the evening."

From Super Wal-Mart:
1. Duct Tape
2. Red Rubber Ball
3. Poster of Brittney Spears
4. Barbecue Corn Nuts
93 posted on 03/03/2006 6:35:49 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: RockinRight

ok, I must not be understanding this game...I was being practical.

What's the zucini got to do with the bag of Doritos anyway?


94 posted on 03/03/2006 6:36:00 AM PST by peacebaby (The wicked games people play.)
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To: pookie18

ROFL!!!


95 posted on 03/03/2006 6:36:09 AM PST by RockinRight (Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
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To: Sax
Never take Ex-Lax & NyQuil on the same night.

Sounds messy. Hopefully you're not speaking from experience?

96 posted on 03/03/2006 6:36:14 AM PST by Tatze (I voted for John Kerry before I voted against him!)
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To: RockinRight
2 cats

short rope

Bottle of Nair

12 pack of beer

97 posted on 03/03/2006 6:36:23 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien (At a higher altitude with flag unfurled We reached the dizzy heights of that dreamed of world)
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To: Chanticleer; RabidBartender
Confucious Say:

"Never wear Pinata hat to Dodger Stadium on Bat Day"

98 posted on 03/03/2006 6:37:02 AM PST by ErnBatavia (Meep Meep)
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To: Auntbee

I did. Good lord, woman!


99 posted on 03/03/2006 6:37:11 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: Xenophobic Alien

Interesting store you have there. A place that sells beer and cats.


100 posted on 03/03/2006 6:37:48 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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