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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** 3/3/06
What's a source? | 3/3/06 | Me

Posted on 03/03/2006 5:38:05 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ducttape; ofst; shoppinggame; shoppinglist; tgif
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To: RockinRight

beach house

bikini

hat and sun glasses

bloody mary

Jimmy Buffet in the CD.


61 posted on 03/03/2006 6:21:48 AM PST by peacebaby (The wicked games people play.)
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To: Xenophobic Alien

Garter Belt

Whipped Cream

DVD of "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"

Chainsaw


62 posted on 03/03/2006 6:21:48 AM PST by RockinRight (Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
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To: Xenophobic Alien; Xenalyte; cjshapi; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Dashing Dasher
you must come up with any four items that could be found at a store like, say, Fred Meyer. (This is a store that has a wide variety of groceries, but also has sporting goods, cosmetics, electronic equipment, clothing, etc. You get the idea.) The point is that the four items be innocuous in and of themselves, but in combination would completely freak out the checkout clerk, or at least make him/her wonder what in the hell you've got planned for the evening.


63 posted on 03/03/2006 6:22:09 AM PST by Lazamataz (Islam is a fatal disease that must be eradicated from the body Earth.)
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To: RockinRight

Really? Interesting....


64 posted on 03/03/2006 6:22:38 AM PST by Hoodlum91 (pcottraux says I'm special!)
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To: Auntbee

Pink Floyd or Led Zepplin.

A zilch bag is donated for when we venture outside...to be hosed down.


65 posted on 03/03/2006 6:23:44 AM PST by peacebaby (The wicked games people play.)
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To: Auntbee; Xenophobic Alien; Sax

bicycle pump

Vodka

gerbil food

pipe cleaners


66 posted on 03/03/2006 6:24:11 AM PST by MacDorcha (In Theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.)
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To: peacebaby

Sleeping pills

disposable razors

shaving cream

bottle of tiquila

flourescent body paint

Black lights.

(I needed to complete your list)


67 posted on 03/03/2006 6:24:19 AM PST by Ronin
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To: Xenophobic Alien
Ruth will be happy that she can get some rest, no doubt!


68 posted on 03/03/2006 6:24:48 AM PST by demkicker (democrats and terrorists are familiar bedfellows)
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To: MacDorcha

You are twisted. I like that in a person.


69 posted on 03/03/2006 6:25:10 AM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: Lazamataz

This one's true. When I was a young man I got funny looks at a hardware store when I bought:

3 foot of clear plastic tubing
Large funnel
hose clamp

(had to get the beer next door.)


70 posted on 03/03/2006 6:25:40 AM PST by Sax
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To: Ronin

if I may alter your list just a tad, forget the sleeping pills. I'll take the quaalude.


71 posted on 03/03/2006 6:25:54 AM PST by peacebaby (The wicked games people play.)
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To: demkicker; Xenophobic Alien; Auntbee; Sax

Ruth must've been to a Fred Meyer's the night before!


72 posted on 03/03/2006 6:26:19 AM PST by MacDorcha (In Theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.)
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To: Auntbee

did I hear the word "Twisted?"


73 posted on 03/03/2006 6:26:29 AM PST by peacebaby (The wicked games people play.)
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To: LA Woman3

74 posted on 03/03/2006 6:26:32 AM PST by Ellesu (www.thedeadpelican.com)
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To: peacebaby; Maximus of Texas

Maybe Max will volunteer for the job of hosing us down.


75 posted on 03/03/2006 6:26:40 AM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: Hoodlum91

Yeah, the hard part was limiting the list to four items...

;-)


76 posted on 03/03/2006 6:26:59 AM PST by RockinRight (Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
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To: peacebaby
Quaaludes are sleeping pills, aren't they?

I thought they stopped making them anyhow.
77 posted on 03/03/2006 6:27:40 AM PST by Ronin
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To: Lazamataz

Nice one, Laz...


78 posted on 03/03/2006 6:28:01 AM PST by RockinRight (Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
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To: Xenophobic Alien

Jumper Cables
KY Jelly
Cool Whip
Panties


79 posted on 03/03/2006 6:28:59 AM PST by SoFloFreeper
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To: Ronin

yes, they did stop making them.

thankfully!


80 posted on 03/03/2006 6:29:51 AM PST by peacebaby (The wicked games people play.)
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