To: Xenophobic Alien; Xenalyte; cjshapi; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Dashing Dasher
you must come up with any four items that could be found at a store like, say, Fred Meyer. (This is a store that has a wide variety of groceries, but also has sporting goods, cosmetics, electronic equipment, clothing, etc. You get the idea.) The point is that the four items be innocuous in and of themselves, but in combination would completely freak out the checkout clerk, or at least make him/her wonder what in the hell you've got planned for the evening.
- Lighter.
- Road flares.
- Sexual lubricant, preferably anal in nature.
- Dog treats.
63 posted on
03/03/2006 6:22:09 AM PST by
Lazamataz
(Islam is a fatal disease that must be eradicated from the body Earth.)
To: Lazamataz
This one's true. When I was a young man I got funny looks at a hardware store when I bought:
3 foot of clear plastic tubing
Large funnel
hose clamp
(had to get the beer next door.)
70 posted on
03/03/2006 6:25:40 AM PST by
Sax
To: Lazamataz
78 posted on
03/03/2006 6:28:01 AM PST by
RockinRight
(Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
To: Lazamataz
Polygrip
jumper cables
rubber wading boots
spray cheese
113 posted on
03/03/2006 6:43:40 AM PST by
cjshapi
To: Lazamataz
I knew yours would be "special"....
Dog treats?
LOL!!!
192 posted on
03/03/2006 7:18:31 AM PST by
Dashing Dasher
(I prayed, 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.)
To: Lazamataz
200 posted on
03/03/2006 7:22:35 AM PST by
Dashing Dasher
(I prayed, 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.)
To: Lazamataz
24 pack Toaster Streudels
Dog house with accessories
Slick 50
Slim Whitman's Greatest Hits CD
408 posted on
03/03/2006 9:16:49 AM PST by
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
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