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Posted on 03/03/2006 5:38:05 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ducttape; ofst; shoppinggame; shoppinglist; tgif
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To: RockinRight
beach house
bikini
hat and sun glasses
bloody mary
Jimmy Buffet in the CD.
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posted on
03/03/2006 6:21:48 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(The wicked games people play.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Garter Belt
Whipped Cream
DVD of "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"
Chainsaw
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posted on
03/03/2006 6:21:48 AM PST
by
RockinRight
(Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
To: Xenophobic Alien; Xenalyte; cjshapi; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Dashing Dasher
you must come up with any four items that could be found at a store like, say, Fred Meyer. (This is a store that has a wide variety of groceries, but also has sporting goods, cosmetics, electronic equipment, clothing, etc. You get the idea.) The point is that the four items be innocuous in and of themselves, but in combination would completely freak out the checkout clerk, or at least make him/her wonder what in the hell you've got planned for the evening.
- Lighter.
- Road flares.
- Sexual lubricant, preferably anal in nature.
- Dog treats.
63
posted on
03/03/2006 6:22:09 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Islam is a fatal disease that must be eradicated from the body Earth.)
To: RockinRight
64
posted on
03/03/2006 6:22:38 AM PST
by
Hoodlum91
(pcottraux says I'm special!)
To: Auntbee
Pink Floyd or Led Zepplin.
A zilch bag is donated for when we venture outside...to be hosed down.
65
posted on
03/03/2006 6:23:44 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(The wicked games people play.)
To: Auntbee; Xenophobic Alien; Sax
bicycle pump
Vodka
gerbil food
pipe cleaners
66
posted on
03/03/2006 6:24:11 AM PST
by
MacDorcha
(In Theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.)
To: peacebaby
Sleeping pills
disposable razors
shaving cream
bottle of tiquila
flourescent body paint
Black lights.
(I needed to complete your list)
67
posted on
03/03/2006 6:24:19 AM PST
by
Ronin
To: Xenophobic Alien
Ruth will be happy that she can get some rest, no doubt!
68
posted on
03/03/2006 6:24:48 AM PST
by
demkicker
(democrats and terrorists are familiar bedfellows)
To: MacDorcha
You are twisted. I like that in a person.
69
posted on
03/03/2006 6:25:10 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: Lazamataz
This one's true. When I was a young man I got funny looks at a hardware store when I bought:
3 foot of clear plastic tubing
Large funnel
hose clamp
(had to get the beer next door.)
70
posted on
03/03/2006 6:25:40 AM PST
by
Sax
To: Ronin
if I may alter your list just a tad, forget the sleeping pills. I'll take the quaalude.
71
posted on
03/03/2006 6:25:54 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(The wicked games people play.)
To: demkicker; Xenophobic Alien; Auntbee; Sax
Ruth must've been to a Fred Meyer's the night before!
72
posted on
03/03/2006 6:26:19 AM PST
by
MacDorcha
(In Theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.)
To: Auntbee
did I hear the word "Twisted?"
73
posted on
03/03/2006 6:26:29 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(The wicked games people play.)
To: LA Woman3
74
posted on
03/03/2006 6:26:32 AM PST
by
Ellesu
(www.thedeadpelican.com)
To: peacebaby; Maximus of Texas
Maybe Max will volunteer for the job of hosing us down.
75
posted on
03/03/2006 6:26:40 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: Hoodlum91
Yeah, the hard part was limiting the list to four items...
;-)
76
posted on
03/03/2006 6:26:59 AM PST
by
RockinRight
(Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
To: peacebaby
Quaaludes are sleeping pills, aren't they?
I thought they stopped making them anyhow.
77
posted on
03/03/2006 6:27:40 AM PST
by
Ronin
To: Lazamataz
78
posted on
03/03/2006 6:28:01 AM PST
by
RockinRight
(Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Jumper Cables
KY Jelly
Cool Whip
Panties
To: Ronin
yes, they did stop making them.
thankfully!
80
posted on
03/03/2006 6:29:51 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(The wicked games people play.)
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