How to Foil a UFO Abduction

03/01/06 | Kevin Davis

[KevinDavis]

1. Control your thoughts
Do not think of anything violent or upsetting--the extraterrestrial biological entity (EBE) may have the ability to read your mind.

2. Resist verbally.
Firmly tell the EBE to leave you alone.

3. Resist mentally
Picture yourself enveloped in a protective shield of white light, or in a safe place. Telepathic EBEs may get the message.

4. As a last resort, go for the EBE's eyes--you will not know what it other more sensitive areas are.

[bwteim]

Kevin Davis - Planet Tiber
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[Sam Cree]

That eye thing works on crocs too, apparently. 'Course, that's logical, since some aliens are *reptilians." OTOH, it would be cool if the "resist mentally" one would work on hurricanes.

[SouthTexas]

#4s, 12 ga, full choke.

[JRios1968]

I think this is hugh and series...

[JohnCliftn]

I'd rather have a street-sweeper shotgun, but I'll settle for my revolver.

[JakeSladder]

6. Stay away from trailer parks.

[papertyger]

5. Preempt them by acquiring *your own* anal probe?

[Allegra]

Careful! Al Gore might read this. He's one of 'em, you know.

He really had a very sinister intent in mind when he invented the internet.

Think about it.

{Cue "Close Encounters" theme music...}

[Larry Lucido]

[JRios1968]

Then it IS series...and hugh!

[cuz_it_aint_their_money]

OK, where did you get that picture of my Mother-In-Law and who gave you permission to use it? HMMMMM????
:~D

[ZinGirl]

This one kinda left the rails about post 1, dinnit?

and *I* am NOT going to let this thread die...not on my watch!

BTTT for awareness!

[Cvengr]

http://www.jamesbondmm.co.uk/sounds/octopussy/sit.mp3

[jaydubya2]

Those are the same rules I use when posting on FR!

[mtbopfuyn]

Good advice, especially when around RATS.

[El Sordo]

Sound advice, I say.

[Blackirish]

I'm here to help.

Instructions for an AFDB.

Print and keep in handy spot

http://www.zapatopi.net/afdb/build.html

[The SISU kid]

& glasses too!

[dennisw]

bttt

[GOPJ]

Thanks for the ping.