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How to Foil a UFO Abduction
03/01/06
| Kevin Davis
Posted on 03/01/2006 6:50:43 PM PST by KevinDavis
1. Control your thoughts
Do not think of anything violent or upsetting--the extraterrestrial biological entity (EBE) may have the ability to read your mind.
2. Resist verbally.
Firmly tell the EBE to leave you alone.
3. Resist mentally
Picture yourself enveloped in a protective shield of white light, or in a safe place. Telepathic EBEs may get the message.
4. As a last resort, go for the EBE's eyes--you will not know what it other more sensitive areas are.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: et; extraterrestrail; ufo
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A little friendly advise....
To: KevinDavis
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:51:08 PM PST
by
MikefromOhio
(22,952+ replies - wow I'm talkative.....)
To: ALASKA; ActionNewsBill; airborne; albertp; andysandmikesmom; areafiftyone; aruanan; ...
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:51:24 PM PST
by
KevinDavis
(http://www.cafepress.com/spacefuture)
To: KevinDavis
..and immediately call Scully and Mulder...
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:52:05 PM PST
by
WalterSkinner
( ..when there is any conflict between God and Caesar -- guess who loses?)
To: KevinDavis
I should advise you that it is advice not advise.
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:52:13 PM PST
by
commish
(Freedom Tastes Sweetest to Those Who Have Fought to Preserve It)
To: KevinDavis
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:52:19 PM PST
by
Tribune7
To: KevinDavis
Put on Yoko Ono Music, they will mistake that as a weapon of mass destruction agaisnt them.
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:52:30 PM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: KevinDavis
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:52:59 PM PST
by
Americanwolf
(Minutemen Civil Defense Corp........Watching the border till the goverment does its job!)
To: KevinDavis
Also, never leave home with a towel amd the latest edition of The Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy.
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:53:15 PM PST
by
darkwing104
(Let's get dangerous)
To: A CA Guy
Put on Yoko Ono Music, they will mistake that as a weapon of mass destruction agaisnt them. Holy Shiite!!!!!! I'm an EBE.
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:53:28 PM PST
by
Tribune7
To: A CA Guy
I thought it was Slim Whitman's music that was deadly to EBEs.
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:53:31 PM PST
by
filbert
(More filbert at http://www.medary.com)
To: KevinDavis
Foil being the key word here.
All I can say is, that if them aliens come up here to the mountains, they better not taste like chicken.
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:53:44 PM PST
by
kenth
(Phil! Phil Connors! I thought that was you!)
To: KevinDavis
5. Floor the gas pedal to your car.
To: KevinDavis
I generally escape by way of a time space continuum votex of my own creation.
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:53:54 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: KevinDavis
"4. As a last resort, go for the EBE's eyes--you will not know what it other more sensitive areas are."
Kick em in the shins, fold back their pinkie until it snaps, knuckle em in the throats, tell them you were glad Mork and Mindy was cancelled.
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:53:57 PM PST
by
Tulsa Ramjet
("If not now, when?")
To: KevinDavis
If all else fails, click your heals three times and say, "There's no place like home"
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:54:26 PM PST
by
Hawk1976
(Ideas got Republicans into office, new ideas will help keep them there.)
To: KevinDavis
And the evidence for this is...???
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:54:51 PM PST
by
Pharmboy
(The stone age didn't end because they ran out of stones.)
To: commish
I should advise you that it is advice not advise. Yeah...that's just the sort of mistake that one of Them might make, isn't it?
To: KevinDavis
Whew! Thanks for this little crib sheet. And just in the nick of time.
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:55:19 PM PST
by
shezza
(God bless our military heroes)
To: filbert
Yoko is the uber weapon against the EBEs.
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:55:52 PM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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