A little friendly advise....
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To: KevinDavis
2 posted on
03/01/2006 6:51:08 PM PST by
MikefromOhio
(22,952+ replies - wow I'm talkative.....)
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3 posted on
03/01/2006 6:51:24 PM PST by
KevinDavis
(http://www.cafepress.com/spacefuture)
To: KevinDavis
..and immediately call Scully and Mulder...
4 posted on
03/01/2006 6:52:05 PM PST by
WalterSkinner
( ..when there is any conflict between God and Caesar -- guess who loses?)
To: KevinDavis
I should advise you that it is advice not advise.
5 posted on
03/01/2006 6:52:13 PM PST by
commish
(Freedom Tastes Sweetest to Those Who Have Fought to Preserve It)
To: KevinDavis
6 posted on
03/01/2006 6:52:19 PM PST by
Tribune7
To: KevinDavis
Put on Yoko Ono Music, they will mistake that as a weapon of mass destruction agaisnt them.
7 posted on
03/01/2006 6:52:30 PM PST by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: KevinDavis
8 posted on
03/01/2006 6:52:59 PM PST by
Americanwolf
(Minutemen Civil Defense Corp........Watching the border till the goverment does its job!)
To: KevinDavis
Also, never leave home with a towel amd the latest edition of The Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy.
9 posted on
03/01/2006 6:53:15 PM PST by
darkwing104
(Let's get dangerous)
To: KevinDavis
Foil being the key word here.
All I can say is, that if them aliens come up here to the mountains, they better not taste like chicken.
12 posted on
03/01/2006 6:53:44 PM PST by
kenth
(Phil! Phil Connors! I thought that was you!)
To: KevinDavis
5. Floor the gas pedal to your car.
To: KevinDavis
I generally escape by way of a time space continuum votex of my own creation.
14 posted on
03/01/2006 6:53:54 PM PST by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: KevinDavis
"4. As a last resort, go for the EBE's eyes--you will not know what it other more sensitive areas are."
Kick em in the shins, fold back their pinkie until it snaps, knuckle em in the throats, tell them you were glad Mork and Mindy was cancelled.
15 posted on
03/01/2006 6:53:57 PM PST by
Tulsa Ramjet
("If not now, when?")
To: KevinDavis
If all else fails, click your heals three times and say, "There's no place like home"
16 posted on
03/01/2006 6:54:26 PM PST by
Hawk1976
(Ideas got Republicans into office, new ideas will help keep them there.)
To: KevinDavis
And the evidence for this is...???
17 posted on
03/01/2006 6:54:51 PM PST by
Pharmboy
(The stone age didn't end because they ran out of stones.)
To: KevinDavis
Whew! Thanks for this little crib sheet. And just in the nick of time.
19 posted on
03/01/2006 6:55:19 PM PST by
shezza
(God bless our military heroes)
To: KevinDavis
21 posted on
03/01/2006 6:56:00 PM PST by
paudio
To: KevinDavis
I am having a very bad Lent so far (and this is only day 1!), so I really pretty urgently needed this info! How can I sufficiently thank you?!?
22 posted on
03/01/2006 6:56:01 PM PST by
Lauren BaRecall
(Rudy Giuliani is pro partial birth abortion...just ask Sean Hannity.)
To: KevinDavis
I actually have the book this is excerpted from, so I'm already way ahead of you. I can't tell you how many times poking an EBE in the eye has saved me.
23 posted on
03/01/2006 6:56:04 PM PST by
Termite_Commander
(Warning: Cynical Right-winger Ahead)
To: KevinDavis
24 posted on
03/01/2006 6:56:30 PM PST by
WestVirginiaRebel
(Islamofascists don't need cartoons. They're already caricatures.)
To: KevinDavis
Well if aliens actually existed this would probably be good advice.
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