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How to Foil a UFO Abduction
03/01/06
| Kevin Davis
Posted on 03/01/2006 6:50:43 PM PST by KevinDavis
1. Control your thoughts
Do not think of anything violent or upsetting--the extraterrestrial biological entity (EBE) may have the ability to read your mind.
2. Resist verbally.
Firmly tell the EBE to leave you alone.
3. Resist mentally
Picture yourself enveloped in a protective shield of white light, or in a safe place. Telepathic EBEs may get the message.
4. As a last resort, go for the EBE's eyes--you will not know what it other more sensitive areas are.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: et; extraterrestrail; ufo
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To: KevinDavis
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:56:00 PM PST
by
paudio
To: KevinDavis
I am having a very bad Lent so far (and this is only day 1!), so I really pretty urgently needed this info! How can I sufficiently thank you?!?
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:56:01 PM PST
by
Lauren BaRecall
(Rudy Giuliani is pro partial birth abortion...just ask Sean Hannity.)
To: KevinDavis
I actually have the book this is excerpted from, so I'm already way ahead of you. I can't tell you how many times poking an EBE in the eye has saved me.
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:56:04 PM PST
by
Termite_Commander
(Warning: Cynical Right-winger Ahead)
To: KevinDavis
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:56:30 PM PST
by
WestVirginiaRebel
(Islamofascists don't need cartoons. They're already caricatures.)
To: darkwing104
Also, never leave home with a towel amd the latest edition of The Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy.Also, never leave home without a towel and the latest edition of The Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy.
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:56:43 PM PST
by
darkwing104
(Let's get dangerous)
To: KevinDavis
Well if aliens actually existed this would probably be good advice.
To: KevinDavis
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:57:06 PM PST
by
exit82
(Congressional Democrats---treasonously stuck on stupid.)
To: KevinDavis
Even the residents of Valhalla cannot edit replies to a thread, even the first one.
We can zap them, but it's a choice of keep or zap. We cannot do a "fix" on them.
To: cripplecreek
I generally escape by way of a time space continuum votex of my own creation. Votex??? Is that a vortex stored in a Kotex?
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:59:48 PM PST
by
commish
(Freedom Tastes Sweetest to Those Who Have Fought to Preserve It)
To: KevinDavis
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Re-direct them here. They'll head back to Exeter at the speed of light. |
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posted on
03/01/2006 7:00:20 PM PST
by
Fintan
(Did you really think I could post such insightful replies if I actually read the article???)
To: KevinDavis
Say: "Fox Mulder and Dana Skully".
They'll go back to YourAnus faster than the speed of light.
To: Admin Moderator
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posted on
03/01/2006 7:01:05 PM PST
by
KevinDavis
(http://www.cafepress.com/spacefuture)
To: A CA Guy
Put on Yoko Ono Music
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posted on
03/01/2006 7:01:16 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(American troops cannot be defeated. American Politicians can.)
To: Billthedrill
Is it just me or does this have the makings of yet another FR classic thread. hehehehehe
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posted on
03/01/2006 7:01:27 PM PST
by
commish
(Freedom Tastes Sweetest to Those Who Have Fought to Preserve It)
To: Fintan
Mister Fintan, I demand that you put a great big warning label on that link, lest anybody click it without looking at the status bar.
You could cause seizures, or blindness.
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posted on
03/01/2006 7:02:04 PM PST
by
Termite_Commander
(Warning: Cynical Right-winger Ahead)
To: KevinDavis
Thanks for the ping KevinDavis.
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posted on
03/01/2006 7:02:14 PM PST
by
fatima
(Just say it if it is for love-have no regrets.)
To: fatima; All
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posted on
03/01/2006 7:03:17 PM PST
by
KevinDavis
(http://www.cafepress.com/spacefuture)
To: Fintan
redirect them to Fortune City?
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posted on
03/01/2006 7:03:25 PM PST
by
Toby06
(Hindsight alone is not wisdom, and second-guessing is not a strategy)
To: Darksheare
And why am I on this thread before you are?
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posted on
03/01/2006 7:04:39 PM PST
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: Lakeshark
*puts down abducto ray*
Umm... because I'm out driving the UFO's?
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posted on
03/01/2006 7:06:26 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Leave no clove un hoofed.)
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