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Jerry Garcia's appliances to be auctioned
Miami Herald ^
| 11/30/2005
| Associated Press
Posted on 11/30/2005 3:50:34 AM PST by Fintan
SAN FRANCISCO - Jerry Garcia's dishwasher, toilets and other home appliances will be auctioned by a nonprofit group hoping to raise more than $100,000.
The items, which also include stereo cabinets, cupboards and a freezer, will be available for bidding on the online auction site eBay from Dec. 18 through Dec. 24.
Revenue will benefit the Sophia Foundation, a San Francisco Bay area nonprofit that aids children and families during marital separations and divorces, said the group's chairman, Henry Koltys.
Koltys bought the Nicasio, Calif. home of Garcia, the lead singer and guitarist of the Grateful Dead, in 1997, two years after Garcia died of a heart attack.
An appraiser has valued the items at about $75,000, but Koltys said he expects people will end up spending more.
"There's a lot of Deadheads out there with money, and they want a piece of Jerry somehow."
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Jerry Garcia's toilet. The mind boggles... |
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posted on
11/30/2005 3:50:34 AM PST
by
Fintan
To: Fintan
Oh... if toilets could talk?
Can you see some poor schlep coming home after the auction:
"Hey honey... look what I bought, Jerry Garcia's toilet!"
Uh-huh!
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posted on
11/30/2005 3:53:35 AM PST
by
Northern Yankee
(Freedom Needs A Soldier)
To: Northern Yankee
There's a "pot-ta-pis-in" joke there somewhere..
I shall let it pass..
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posted on
11/30/2005 4:00:16 AM PST
by
wildehunt
(I told them they'd need horses...)
To: wildehunt
LOL...
Good money down the drain!
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posted on
11/30/2005 4:02:38 AM PST
by
Northern Yankee
(Freedom Needs A Soldier)
To: wildehunt; kstewskis; Victoria Delsoul; Kelly_2000
"There's a lot of Deadheads out there with money, and they want a piece of Jerry somehow."In regards to the toilet, they might be a bit too late!
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posted on
11/30/2005 4:04:17 AM PST
by
Northern Yankee
(Freedom Needs A Soldier)
To: Fintan
I am sure those will all sell really well, after all if there were man with bad enough taste and judgment to buy those cheap Garcia ties, this will sell.
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posted on
11/30/2005 4:08:35 AM PST
by
Panerai
To: Fintan
"There's a lot of Deadheads out there with money, and they want a piece of Jerry somehow."I thought property was a crime to these people.
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posted on
11/30/2005 4:11:43 AM PST
by
InvisibleChurch
(The search for someone to blame is always successful. - Robert Half)
To: Fintan
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posted on
11/30/2005 4:16:25 AM PST
by
Edit35
To: MojoWire
Can I have his bong?No,that went to Mountain Woman,as did his case of industrial-strength syphilis.
To: Fintan
One man gathers what another man spills.
To: synbad600
Saint Stephen with a rose, in and out of the garden he goes,
Country garden in the wind and the rain,
Wherever he goes the people all complain.
Stephen prospered in his time, well he may and he may decline.
Did it matter, does it now? Stephen would answer if he only knew how.
Wishing well with a golden bell, bucket hanging clear to hell,
Hell halfway twixt now and then,
Stephen fill it up and lower down and lower down again.
Lady finger, dipped in moonlight, writing "What for?" across the morning sky.
Sunlight splatters, dawn with answer, darkness shrugs and bids the day goodbye.
Speeding arrow, sharp and narrow,
What a lot of fleeting matters you have spurned.
Several seasons with their treasons,
Wrap the babe in scarlet colors, call it your own.
Did he doubt or did he try? Answers aplenty in the bye and bye,
Talk about your plenty, talk about your ills,
One man gathers what another man spills.
Saint Stephen will remain, all he's lost he shall regain,
Seashore washed by the suds and foam,
Been here so long, he's got to calling it home.
Fortune comes a crawlin', calliope woman, spinnin' that curious sense of your own.
Can you answer? Yes I can. But what would be the answer to the answer man?

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posted on
11/30/2005 12:54:46 PM PST
by
Fintan
(Really, it's only a fever blister.)
To: Fintan
Well that's ONE WAY to get a non-low flow toilet. Call it a collectible treasure.
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posted on
11/30/2005 4:28:37 PM PST
by
weegee
(Christmas - the holiday that dare not speak its name.)
To: weegee
Can I have the pot,
the flower pot i mean.
To: Northern Yankee; kstewskis
In regards to the toilet, they might be a bit too late! Too late for the toilet? That spells trouble, ewww.
To: Victoria Delsoul; Northern Yankee
Too late for the toilet? That spells trouble, ewww. No, I think he meant too late to get "a piece of Jerry."

Yeah, ewww....
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posted on
11/30/2005 7:43:55 PM PST
by
kstewskis
("Thank you ladies and gentlemen, you've been a wonderful audience" ...Rocky Rhodes)
To: kstewskis; Victoria Delsoul
Too late for the toilet? That spells trouble, ewww. No, I think he meant too late to get "a piece of Jerry."
This too shall pass! ; )
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