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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: Das Outsider
LOL!
So how many wishes have been granted? I mean, besides the multitudeness virgins in your lap for all of Eternity!???
4,081
posted on
12/09/2005 10:33:15 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
LOL!
So how many wishes have been granted? I mean, besides the multitudeness virgins in your lap for all of Eternity!???
What? She told me 50 percent off at the Falafel Hut. What a liar!
To: Das Outsider
Never trust a "good fairy." They all lie.
4,083
posted on
12/09/2005 10:37:36 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
Never trust a "good fairy." They all lie.
Even if they're named Lance.
To: Das Outsider
"Lance?"
I never trusted a person named "Lance," male or female...I trust my own instincts on that...
Now, if a person had the name of "Sweetum," I could trust it...
4,085
posted on
12/09/2005 10:42:52 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
Now, if a person had the name of "Sweetum," I could trust it...
I don't know. There's something too saccharine about that.
To: Das Outsider
*GASP*
You don't like the Muppets???
4,087
posted on
12/09/2005 10:46:59 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: NicknamedBob
Will there be smoking rooms and will those without undergarments at least be required to wear a coat in front of an children or gerbils?
4,088
posted on
12/09/2005 11:59:16 PM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: A CA Guy; NicknamedBob
Wearing a coat with no undergarments sounds suspiciously like "Uncle Chester."
Smoke is harmful. The less people who smoke on the voyage the better I'll feel.
4,089
posted on
12/10/2005 12:04:41 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
Well, some wearing the smoking coats would be participating not in smoking things, but their own god like bodies in a torrent of passionate love making.
You know how it is in space, especially if you get those overcoat people together in zero gravity?
We want none of that exposure for kids or people with bad hearts.
4,090
posted on
12/10/2005 12:08:31 AM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: tuliptree76; Baraonda; NicknamedBob; Alice au Wonderland; Monkey Face; timpad
You are most correct. No "Parlor Pass" for Baraonda, at this time. The parlor has a "full M-A-S-T" rating.
4,091
posted on
12/10/2005 5:03:22 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: tuliptree76
Congratulations! All that work at the tax table paid off!
4,092
posted on
12/10/2005 5:03:59 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: NicknamedBob
4,093
posted on
12/10/2005 5:05:44 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Monkey Face; Das Outsider
I'm ALWAYS in "parlor mode!" Sometimes, it's easier to discuss than others...it depends on my partner...;o] Thank goodness for "parlor mode"!
4,094
posted on
12/10/2005 5:15:37 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Das Outsider; Monkey Face
internal combustion engines Metaphorically speaking, yessssss!
4,095
posted on
12/10/2005 5:18:08 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: A CA Guy
We want none of that exposure for kids or people with bad hearts.....or the gerbils....
4,096
posted on
12/10/2005 5:22:35 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Irish_Thatcherite; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; caguy; timpad; King Prout; tuliptree76; EsmeraldaA; ..
Good Morning!
I read through all of the posts from last night (the ones that were posted after I retired for the evening), posted comments, and noticed that I seem to be the only one awake in the castle.
I'm going to make breakfast: Scrambled Eggs, Breakfast Meats, French toast, Juice, and COFFEE! I'll put some hot water on for those who prefer to make tea.
Any takers?
4,097
posted on
12/10/2005 5:31:01 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: A CA Guy
4,098
posted on
12/10/2005 5:42:57 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Good Morning....
Coffee sounds great, a little cheese in the scrambled eggs will be just the ticket.
4,099
posted on
12/10/2005 5:50:17 AM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: Alice au Wonderland
4,100
posted on
12/10/2005 5:50:48 AM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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