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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: tuliptree76
Oh, I see. Be warned - this nerd fights back.


4,061 posted on 12/09/2005 9:48:37 PM PST by Das Outsider
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To: Das Outsider

Then we should speak of other things. Such as the things that are on the verge of smoking...or those that are heated by friction...or those that should be heated...the list is endless;o]


4,062 posted on 12/09/2005 9:50:41 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face
Then we should speak of other things. Such as the things that are on the verge of smoking...or those that are heated by friction...or those that should be heated...the list is endless;o]

We're not talking about internal combustion engines, are we?
4,063 posted on 12/09/2005 9:51:44 PM PST by Das Outsider
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To: Das Outsider

What's that picture from?


4,064 posted on 12/09/2005 9:52:32 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: Das Outsider

Ermmmm...I think not! ;o]


4,065 posted on 12/09/2005 9:57:15 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: tuliptree76
What's that picture from?

Napoleon Dynamite.
4,066 posted on 12/09/2005 10:00:56 PM PST by Das Outsider
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To: tuliptree76

I think I'm going to go to bed so I won't kill the mood anymore with my tax table.


4,067 posted on 12/09/2005 10:01:38 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: Das Outsider

I haven't seen that movie.

Good night.


4,068 posted on 12/09/2005 10:02:16 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: tuliptree76
I think I'm going to go to bed so I won't kill the mood anymore with my tax table.

I think you've done quite enough already. You've turned our beautiful dinner table into some sort of tax table..THEN, you refused to itemize all of my deductions and hit me with the capital gains tax.

You're going to bed, young lady! Without dinner.
4,069 posted on 12/09/2005 10:04:55 PM PST by Das Outsider
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To: Monkey Face
Ermmmm...I think not! ;o]

Yowza, yowza, yowza! Look at those kids go!
4,070 posted on 12/09/2005 10:06:43 PM PST by Das Outsider (They shoot taglines, don't they?)
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To: Das Outsider

Your wish is my command.








*snort*







You are powerless! POWERLESS, I say!






(How's that for a rousing salute to femininity?)


4,071 posted on 12/09/2005 10:09:53 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

Ok--so where are the wishes? Oh, wait, I get a pot of gold. Is that right?


4,072 posted on 12/09/2005 10:12:04 PM PST by Das Outsider (They shoot taglines, don't they?)
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To: Das Outsider; fanfan; Monkey Face
I haven't made it to bed yet...

You've turned our beautiful dinner table into some sort of tax table

Actually, fanfan gave the table to me so I could do my work in a dark corner away from everyone else. The dinner table hasn't been touched.

you refused to itemize all of my deductions and hit me with the capital gains tax.

I only do that if you deserve it. ;-)

Now I'm going to bed. Good night.

4,073 posted on 12/09/2005 10:13:31 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: Das Outsider

Yah. OK. You'll get the good stuff....;o]


4,074 posted on 12/09/2005 10:14:21 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: tuliptree76
Now I'm going to bed. Good night.

Good night. And Kim says goodnight, Mees Toorip.
4,075 posted on 12/09/2005 10:15:16 PM PST by Das Outsider (They shoot taglines, don't they?)
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To: tuliptree76

Good night Tulip. I'll talk to you tomorrow...I promise. I have nothing planned...


4,076 posted on 12/09/2005 10:15:20 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Das Outsider

*whispers*
(You've got mail.)


4,077 posted on 12/09/2005 10:16:11 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face
Yah. OK. You'll get the good stuff....;o]

Ok, then. My first wish is for every wish after the first wish to come true.

Heh...leprechauns, genies--I've fooled them all!
4,078 posted on 12/09/2005 10:17:46 PM PST by Das Outsider (Lucky charms.)
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To: Das Outsider

My exact wish 450 years ago! Smart man!


4,079 posted on 12/09/2005 10:24:39 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face
My exact wish 450 years ago! Smart man!

450 years ago? Ha! I first used that one with the jinn that Muhammad mentioned in the so-called Satanic verses.
4,080 posted on 12/09/2005 10:29:55 PM PST by Das Outsider
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