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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: Monkey Face
So true!! ;D)

Your Majesty!
3,721 posted on 12/09/2005 5:32:19 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: NicknamedBob; SandyInSeattle
Perpetual gloom is available in the nether regions below the castle.

No, no, that's all wrong. You need perpetual gloom outside, with at least a pleasant light mist wafting down from the dark grey skies to moisten your upturned face (and beard, if you have one).

Then it would be perfect. Seattle without the shrieking liberals.

3,722 posted on 12/09/2005 5:32:31 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: tuliptree76

Are you feeling better?


3,723 posted on 12/09/2005 5:32:39 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

LOL!

I ain't payin' fer NUTHIN'!

*snort*
It's GOOD to be the Queen!


3,724 posted on 12/09/2005 5:32:46 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Baraonda

A dissertation is basically a really long paper. I have to write one to get my PhD degree. There are two parts to a dissertation: the proposal and the actual dissertation. Right now I'm working on my proposal, which says what I want to do for my study and justifies doing it. Once I get that okayed, then I can work on the study.


3,725 posted on 12/09/2005 5:33:48 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: sionnsar

Oh sion...I KNOW that was a good photo, but all I got was an X...a red one. Does that mean it's X-Rated?


3,726 posted on 12/09/2005 5:34:18 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: caryatid; Baraonda; Alice au Wonderland
Horrors. Internet Explorer doesn't support the <blink> tag. Ever.
 
We can do better...

3,727 posted on 12/09/2005 5:34:58 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Really?

Are they charging for it???

LMAO!!
3,728 posted on 12/09/2005 5:35:46 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Possibly, but some of those wizarding secrets are, er, interesting...
3,729 posted on 12/09/2005 5:36:23 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Yeah, I am. I'm still not 100%, but I'm getting there.


3,730 posted on 12/09/2005 5:36:34 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: Monkey Face
Sure we are!!

And we are volunteers......are we not? hehe hehe
3,731 posted on 12/09/2005 5:36:36 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Monkey Face

Those who are not invited to play in the parlor may pay to view what they are missing....

It's GREAT to be the Mistress!


3,732 posted on 12/09/2005 5:36:44 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Just put the Twelve Nuclear weapons with the others, and store the Eleven tons of nerve gas down in the lower chambers under Darksheare's supervision. It could be helpful for controlling the help.

I'm afraid the Ten nuclear submarines are simply superfluous. How about selling them to Israel?

The rest of the items should fit in stores with no problem.


3,733 posted on 12/09/2005 5:37:08 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Frugality.


3,734 posted on 12/09/2005 5:37:42 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

"...Virginity is lost only once, you know...."

It IS????


3,735 posted on 12/09/2005 5:37:43 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: timpad
Ohh I will have to head for the canteen very soon now.
3,736 posted on 12/09/2005 5:37:57 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: NicknamedBob

If we have the nukes - no other weapon is required!!!


3,737 posted on 12/09/2005 5:38:42 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: timpad

Would they be "applicable" to this particular situation? If so, I'll let you wear my handcuffs while I "torture" the secrets from your.....mouth.


3,738 posted on 12/09/2005 5:39:41 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: timpad

I'll take care of The Guild...and you, as well...


3,739 posted on 12/09/2005 5:40:36 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: timpad

That might require "delicate" negotiations with the hubby....on my part, you understand.


3,740 posted on 12/09/2005 5:41:23 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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