[sionnsar]

Perpetual gloom is available in the nether regions below the castle.

No, no, that's all wrong. You need perpetual gloom outside, with at least a pleasant light mist wafting down from the dark grey skies to moisten your upturned face (and beard, if you have one).

Then it would be perfect. Seattle without the shrieking liberals.

[NicknamedBob]

"You need perpetual gloom outside, with at least a pleasant light mist wafting down from the dark grey skies to moisten your upturned face (and beard, if you have one)."

Uh-huh. Sounds like the catwalks. Just don't get dizzy up there. From the looks of the clinic, you could end up with your left arm where your right one goes, and vice versa, among other things.